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That young man is so excited he's liable to leave on his _________ without Rose.
Honeymoon
How many daughters does Tevye have?
Five: Tzeitel, Hodel, Chava, Shprintze, and Bielke
And I caun't staund him.
"And I cayn't stand'im."
What color of hair did all of the Pontipee Brothers have?
Red
Them a women was sobbin', sobbin', sobbin',...
Fit to be tied.
Well of course we talk. ____ _________?"
Don't everybody
There are no names in the Bible that start with this letter?
F, so Ma named him Frankincense.
Money is the world's curse.
May the Lord smite me with it. And may I never recover!
Who was the conductor for Fiddler on the Roof?
John Williams. He also won the Oscar for it.
He tipped his hat and took a seat,
He said he hoped he hadn't stepped upon my feet.
As the good book says, when a poor man eats a chicken, one of them is ____.
Sick
What would Don Lockwood rather kiss than Lina Lamont?
A tarantula.
I have an engagement. I think I can hear Joe's voice, now.
[lifts the tablecloth and looks under the table] Good evening, Joe!
Which famous dancer came to Debbie Reynolds rescue by patiently teaching her the dancing moves for the movie?
Fred Astaire
There would be one long staircase just going up and one even longer coming down
And one more leading nowhere, just for show
Somehow it just don't seem fittin' for a bridegroom to spend his weddin' night in a ____.
Tree
What kind of ghost did 'Tootie' Smith dress up as for Halloween
A horrible ghost.
I died of a broken heart. I've never even been buried because everyone's scared to come near me.
Raise your hat. What's the matter, Caleb?
My hair ain't combed.
Who did Judy Garland fall in love with, and later marry, during the filming of this movie?
The director Vincent Minnelli. He was nearly 20 years older than her.
Moses supposes his toeses are roses, but Moses supposes erroneously.
Moses, he knowses his toeses aren't roses, as Moses supposes his toeses to be.