Spring
Spring Jokes
Spring Traditions
Spring Animals
Spring Activities
100

Some birds do what in the Spring?

A) Fly South

B) Migrate North

C) Ruin the paint jobs of cars

Migrate North

100

Figure out the punchline for this joke: What do you get when two plants kiss?

A) Lilies

B) Roses

C) Tulips

Tulips (or Two-Lips)

100

This is what you get into to cool off at the end of Spring?

A) A hot tub

B) A pool

C) The bathtub

A pool

100

What animal comes out in spring and starts singing?

A) Birds

B) Bunnies

C) Groundhogs

Birds

100

Where do people go to play different, fun games outside?

A) To the Park

B) To the Zoo

C) On their phones

To the Park

200

How many months are in the Spring season?

A) 2 months

B) 3 months

C) 4 months

3 months: April and May, plus half of March and half of June

200

Figure out the punchline for this joke: What goes up when the rain comes down?

A) My stress level

B) Traffic Accidents

C) An Umbrella

An Umbrella

200

What bunny comes out in Springtime?

A) Bugs Bunny

B) The Easter Bunny

C) The March Hare

The Easter Bunny

200

What animal comes out of hibernation in the Spring?

A) Bears

B) Birds

C) Butterflies

Bears

200

You do this in water using a pole and bait?

A) Dive

B) Fish

C) Swim

Fish

300

When the Northern Hemisphere is celebrating Spring, the Southern Hemisphere is having what season?

A) Fall

B) Spring

C) Summer

Fall

300

Figure out the punchline for this joke: Why couldn't the flower ride it's bike?

A) It lost it's petals

B) Knock, knock...

C) Umm...because it's a flower

It lost it's petals

300

This is what you hunt for on Easter?

A) Chocolates

B) Eggs

C) Christmas Presents

Eggs

300

What type of animal has litters of babies that will begin to appear in Spring, but they do not typically become rock stars?

A) Birds

B) Chipmunks

C) Rabbits

Chipmunks

300

This is something you do around your home?

A) Hibernate

B) Spring Clean

C) Turn off the Sprinklers

Spring Clean

400

What major holiday occurs in Spring?

A) Christmas

B) Easter

C) Halloween

Easter

400

Figure out the punchline for this joke: What type of bird should you never bring to a bank?

A) A Car-dinal

B) A Rob-in

C) A Pen-guin

A Rob-in

400

This what you do to get rid of stuff in the Spring time?

A) Burn it

B) Have a Yard Sale

C) Pretend it isn't there

Have a yard sale

400

What animal is very beautiful on the outside but seem to be very mean on the inside?

A) Chipmunks

B) Groundhogs

C) Swans

Swans

400

What do people plant around the house in Spring?

A) Flowers

B) Fossils

Flowers

500

What is the first day of Spring called?

A) Autumnal Equinox

B) Spring

C) Vernal Equinox

Vernal Equinox

500

Figure out the punchline for this joke: Which month can't make a decision?

A) A-pril

B) MAY-be

C) MAR-ch

MAY-be

500

What sport begins its season in Spring?

A) Baseball

B) Basketball

C) Football

Baseball

500

What animal gives birth to a FAWN?

A) Bears

B) Deer

C) Swans

Deer

500

What type of flowers are first to bloom in Spring?

A) Daffodils

B) Snowdrops

C) Sunflowers

D) A & B

Daffodils and Snowdrops