Jokes
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
An Envelope
How do you spell cow in 13 letters?
SEE O DOUBLE YOU
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Because there stuffed!
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am i ?
Footsteps
Where do hamburgers go dancing?
They go to the meat-ball
David's father has three sons: Snap , Crackle and _____ ?
David
Why did Cinderella get kicked off on the soccer team?
Because she ran away from the ball
What belongs to you but other people say it more than you?
Your Name
Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure?
Because he was shellfish
I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me What am I?
Fire