Motor City
Detroit
A bunch of people in tight clothing take turns running in circles on a rubber floor just to end up exactly where they started a few seconds earlier. Occasionally, they jump over some hurdles or throw heavy sticks and rocks into the dirt, all while a guy with a starter pistol makes everyone nervous.
Track
Review: free dial up internet. Fell asleep fast in my urine soaked bed but it was still warm so it was like sitting in bathtub. Woke up refreshed and next to a homeless man who offered my the Continental breakfast which was an uncrustable. Highly recommend this place!
Romeo Motel
What is the accounting equation
A=L+E
+200
+300 To the Next team
Dyeing the river green for St Patrick's Day
Chicago
Twenty-two people run around a field for an hour and a half trying to kick a ball into a net without using their hands. Usually, everyone leaves disappointed because the final score is zero to zero.
Soccer
Reveiw: Zero big booms, took me 5 minutes to get my order taken while no one was in line in front or behind me. Another car showed up and got their order taken right away. They were not kind and took my order wrong. If negative big booms were a thing, they would have them. I wouldn't even pay 6 or 7 cents for the food.
McDonalds
a market condition where asset prices are rising or are expected to rise, often symbolized by an animal
Bull Market
-500
+100
Americas Football Team
A crowd of people sprints across a field using long sticks with butterfly nets attached to the end to hurl a heavy rubber rock at each other's heads. It is essentially an organized game of keep-away where everyone is legally allowed to whack you with a pole while you try to aim for a tiny cage.
Lacrosse
Reveiw: I walked in to this employee with these filthy and disgusting clothes picking up a pizza, putting it in the box,wiping his hands-on his pants.Dropping pans on the floor kicking the pan's back with his feet underneath the table.
Romeo Little Caesars
This metric, calculated by dividing a company's net income by its shares outstanding, is a major indicator of corporate profitability.
Earnings Per Share (EPS)
-400
-800
The Cruise Capital of The World
Miami
Athletes armed with oversized plastic kitchen utensils engage in a high-stakes duel involving a perforated plastic orb that sounds like a hollow echo of a real sport. They scurry around a miniature pavement kingdom, terrified of stepping into a culinary-themed forbidden zone where the only thing being cooked is their own pride
Pickle Ball
Review: All of the food tasted like licking a rubber boot. Pork was undercooked and I got food poisoning. 0/5 if I could.
4 Corners
Known by the acronym GAAP, this is the standard framework of guidelines and rules that accountants must follow in the United States
Generally Accepted Accounting Principles
+500
2X Points
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
Cleavland
Armed with flexible synthetic rods, a mob of bipedal creatures engages in a ritual of frantic friction, dragging a low-friction disc across a dry, polished expanse. The goal is to navigate this sliding anomaly into a rectangular void, all while the air fills with the rhythmic, percussive clatter of hollow tubes striking timber and the squealing of rubber against stone.
Floor Hockey
Review: I got some pizza here and I’ll tell you if I knew how hard the pizza was I would of just eaten bricks I would not even give the food to a homeless guy it was that bad they need their food license revoked
Buscemi's
This classic criminal theory states that three elements must be present for a person to commit workplace fraud: pressure, rationalization, and opportunity.
Fraud Triangle
-300
Swap point with the last team