Who did Nicole sneak out with the night of the house fire down the road?
Jesse Bennett
What’s ivys drug of choice?
Any of them!!!
What was Asha’s comfort toy as a kid?
Snuggle Pig 🐷
What cousin did Keri fear the most, growing up?
Rakai
What was Chase’s first tattoo and where?
None. Would you put a bumper sticker on a Bentley?
With what body extremity did Nicole use to drive?
Feet
Mamaw burnt ivy’s favorite game discs after spending hundreds of dollars on them. What where the games?
Sims 🧍♂️
Name one syndrome Asha suffers from
IBS, Osgood-Schlatter disease, autism probably
What was the first animal that Keri killed?
🐀
Who was Chase’s second girlfriend?
His wife
How did Nicole blow up a microwave?
Who was ivys first kiss?
Michael Barnes
When Asha was taking a drug test (not able to flush) and accidentally pooped, what did she do?
Threw her poo in the trash can
What surprise did Keri leave in mamaw’s garden beds?
Poopies. 💩
Chase broke Nicks windshield with what item?
Golf ball⛳️
When and where is the first place Nicole and chase boinked?
Prom night on Tim Wyrick’s pool table
What did mamaw force ivy to eat and traumatized her with as a kid?
Seafood nachos 🦀
One time Asha was stuck in a spicy session without a condom, what did she use instead?
A Walmart sack. Womp womp
What cute nickname did a lady at the bar recently give Keri?
Miss Piggy🐷🥰👑
What were Chase’s imaginary friends names?
(wtf Chase?)
What drug did Nicole accidentally take?
Acid (womp womp)
What’s ivy’s sexual orientation?
?????
If Asha could K.O. one person, who would it be?
Keri used to get frequent UTI’s due to her sexual partner and claimed he was “dipping his ____ in the company _____”
Dipping his pen in the company ink
What terrorist attack was Chase almost a part of?
Pipe bomb