They called me "The General", probably because of my loose, player friendly coaching style at Indiana, right? Nah, it was probably because of my chair throwing ability.
"Not only does our school produce intelligent and good looking alumni, we also had a great basketball team in 2005! We almost went undefeated in the regular season until the last game at Ohio State. 2 of our starters even got drafted in the 1st round of the NBA Draft later that year! Sure, maybe he did it with Bill Self's recruiting class, but so what, Coach Weber was fantastic. Now who was it that beat us in the National Championship game? I can't remember. Oh well, it must not have been that important."
Campbell University
I was the coach of the team that handed Coach K his most recent Championship Game loss. You can thank me later.
Who is Jim Calhoun?
"We're only about 55 miles away from Chicago, why do we always get overlooked? I mean, it's not just casinos and steel mills here in this part of the state. Is it just because we play in the Missouri Valley Conference? We've even pulled off a huge upset in 1998 over Ole Miss! Exactly 20 years and 2 days ago today. Bryce Drew for 3 with 2.5 seconds left? I'm sure you've seen it. They only replay that in every highlight package every year. Come on, there's more than corn in Indiana, there's us!"
What is Valparaiso University?
Stetson University
Who are the Hatters?