What is black and white and read all over?
a newspaper
What is Missouri's state capital?
Jefferson City
That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets
Mean Girls
Shawty had them apple bottom jeans
Boots with the fur
T-Pain/Flo Rida
Bucky the Badger represents what school
University of Wisconsin
An envelope
Which state has the largest capital city in the country?
Alaska
You and your mom are hillbillys
Step Brothers
I only love my bed and my mama
Drake
What animal represents Oregon
The duck
I travel all over the world, but always stay in the corner. What am I ?
A stamp
The capital of Maryland, also home to the Naval Academy
Annapolis
I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder
Shrek
All the single ladies
Beyonce
What represents Ohio State
the Buckeye
A man rode in to town on Tuesday, and left two days later on Tuesday. How so?
His horse is named Tuesday!
The capital of Massachusetts, also where the Tea Party was held
Boston
Are you peeing or is a diesel truck turning off?
Grown ups
I can take you for a ride on my big green tractor
Jason Aldean
What is the Ibis's name that represents Miami?
Sebastian
How many bananas can you eat if your stomach is empty?
Just one, after that it's not empty anymore
Capital of my home state, Connecticut
Hartford
You can't sit with us
Mean Girls
Dont you know that your're toxic
Brittany Spears
Uconnnn
Huskiesss