Woodland Native American stickball
What is LAX?
Only appropriate response to a diaper change done right.
What is "Thank you!"
November 9th
What is Andrew's birthday
I got my head stuck in a chair in aftercare
Who is Hilary?
Masons lay them straight
What is a mortarboard?
It would be just peachy if you could toss that in the basket.
What is basketball?
As a toddler, Andrew did a marvelous but concerning impression of this mafia don.
Who is Marlon Brando?
Deep fried (but I can't remember why)
What is Chicken Fingers?
I melted my shoes with a homemade flamethrower
Who is Tyler?
Yes to the dress!!
What is a gown?
100 years and going strong
What is the NFL?
When he was a baby, Hilary would dress Andrew up in washcloths and call him___
Andrea
A mystical film about fine fellows that released the year Andrew was born.
What is Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring?
I am the proud recipient of the first fruit cake
Who is Dad?
Andrew can do my homework 2 hours ahead of everyone else
What is remote learning?
A member of the NCAA Division III Southern Collegiate Athletic Conference
Southwestern Texas University
The names of our Barrington neighbors as pronounced by a baby
Macn and Raisin
#3 to arrive, #3 in reverse height order, and #3 in blue and gold
What is Andrew's jersey #?
I'm a smuggler for foreign goods
Who is Mom?
Left-right-left
🎶 Land of hope and glory🎶
What is "Pomp and Circumstance"