Riddle Me This
You're in a race and you pass the person in second place. What place are you in now?
What has a face and hands, but no arms or legs?
A clock
You are in a dark room with a box of matches. Nearby are three things: a candle, an oil lamp, and a log of firewood. Which do you light first?
The match
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and Supper
If you have it, you don't share it. If you share it, you don't have it. What is it?
A secret
How can you go 10 days without sleep?
You sleep only at night
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom
This vehicle is spelled the same front and backwards. What is it?
Racecar
What tastes better than it smells?
A tongue
Two fathers and two sons are riding in a car together. How many total people are in the car?
One grandfather, his son, and his grandson
You throw away my outside, eat the inside, then throw away the inside. What am I?
Corn on the cob
They say whatever goes up, must come down. What does go up but never comes down?
Your age
What do Alexander The Great and Winnie The Pool have in common?
They have the same middle name.
During which month do people sleep the least?
February. It's the shortest month.
A man shaves many times during the day, but at the end of the day, still has a beard. How is this possible?
He is a barber.
An Uber Driver is going the opposite way down a one-way street. He passes five policemen along the way, none of which stop him. Why not?
How much dirt is in a hole that measures two feet, by three feet, by four feet?
None! It's a hole.
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short
Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the tallest mountain in the world?
Mount Everest. It just hadn't been discovered yet!
The man who built it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
A coffin
What has 13 hearts, but no lungs or stomach?
A deck of cards
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs!
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
Ten ladies tried to fit under a small umbrella. None of them got wet. How did they do it?
It wasn't raining!
While a cat was outside, it started to downpour. The cat couldn't find any shelter and got completely soaked by the rain, yet not a single hair was wet. How could this be?
It was a hairless cat