Movie quotes
I like the high ones.
Kit Keller - A League of Their Own
Outside the snow is falling
And friends are calling "Yoo Hoo"
Come on, it's lovely weather
For a sleigh ride together with you
The McAllisters
Home Alone
What type of photos do elves take?
Elfies
If I had some duct tape, I could fix that.
MacGyver
Dad, you want to have a catch?
Ray Kinsella - Field of Dreams
The cattle are lowing, the baby awakes,
But the little Lord Jesus...
no crying he makes.
The Bailey family
It's A Wonderful Life
What type of laundry detergent does Santa use?
Yule Tide
If you want to be a good archeologist you need to get out of the library.
Indiana Jones
The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies' room.
Iceman - Top Gun
She'd been drinkin' too much eggnog
and we begged her not to go
But she'd left her...
medication
So she stumbled out the door into the snow.
The Parker Family
A Christmas Story
Why did the cookies go to the doctor?
They were feeling crummy
With God, nothing is impossible.
Grant Taylor
I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky.
Professor Henry Jones - Indiana Jones Crystal Skull
I am a poor boy too
I have no gift to bring
That's fit to give our King
John & Holly McClane
Die Hard
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary
I can't do any of these vile things, and I wouldn't want to. Oh, my life is like death. My children are the spawn or hell, and your the devil.
Annie - Overboard
Ooh, I'm really scared. No! Don't! There's a peck here with an acorn pointed at me!
Madmartigan - Willow
They looked up and saw a star
Shining in the east beyond them far,
And to the earth it gave great light,
And so it continued both day and night.
Kate & Teddy Pierce
Christmas Chronicals
What do you call Santa when he is broke?
Saint Nickel-less
What will NY 152 say today, I wonder. I turn on my computer. I wait impatiently as it connects. I go online, and my breath catches in my chest until I hear three little words...
Kathleen Kelly - You've Got Mail