What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald.
Where does today come before yesterday?
In a dictionary
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
What gets wet while drying?
A towel
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
The window
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
A barber
It belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do. What is it?
Your name
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
What has many keys but can’t open a single lock?
A piano
What has hands, but can’t clap?
a clock
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
Your breath
What has legs, but doesn’t walk?
A table