What am I
I am tall when I am young and short when I'm old
A candle
Why is 6 afraid of 7
Cause 7,8,9
David's dad has 3 sons, they are robot one robot two...
what is the third son's name
David
What is a witch's favorite subject
Spelling
Where does batman go to the bathroom
The Bat-room
What am I
I have a tail and a head that will never meet, having too much of me is always a treat
A coin
What do you call a belt made of watches
A waist of time
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There are no stairs
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
Bi-son
What is the sweetest planet
Mars
What am I
I am where yesterday follows today and tomorrow is in the middle.
A dictionary
Why do we tell actors to break a leg
Because every play needs a cast
What building has the most stories
The library
Which school supply is the king of the classroom
The ruler
You go at red and stop at green what am I
Watermelon
What am I
A seed with three letters in my name, take away too and it still sounds the same
A pea
What has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck
You see a yacht filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
Every person on the yacht is married
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water
The letter c
What am I?
If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me.
A secret
What am I
I shave every day but my beard stays the same
A barber
What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut
I'm gonna cashew
What kind of band can't play good music
A rubber band
Why did the sun skip college
Because it already had one million degrees
I am the beginning of everything, the end of everywhere. I am the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space. What am I?
The letter "e"