Julia’s Jobs
Julia spent a summer selling these from a shack near the Rockaway boardwalk.
Italian ices
Julia ground these objects into dust to create a new sculptural material in 2006.
Romance novels
This hulking hunk starred in one of Julia’s artworks.
Mark Ruffalo
Julia hated this activity until Covid forced her to love it.
Hiking
As an undergrad, Julia seduced this employee of the college she was attending at the time.
The Cooper Union sculpture shop tech
Julia did her country proud by working at this historic site immediately after grad school.
America’s first public library
Julia chose this name for the protagonist of her semi-autobiographical romance novel, published in 2006.
Audrey
Julia once said of this multi-hyphenate, also known as Mr Steal Your Girl, "I can really tell by the way he’s looking at us that he wants to hang out with us after."
Trey Songz
Julia often eats this nightshade like an apple.
Tomato
In her early twenties, Julia seduced the bassist of this world famous rock band.
Spoon
Julia appeared as a dominatrix in a photo shoot for this adult magazine.
Playgirl
This world famous museum recently exhibited Julia’s work from their permanent collection.
MoMA
Julia bonded with this adulterous governor’s wife over their shared love of artistic expression.
Silda Spitzer
Julia’s favorite semisolid beverage ingredient
Jell-O
Julia’s inadvertent sexual misconduct got her kicked out of this.
A strip club in Saugerties
Julia was somehow not arrested for selling these at Fort Tilden, even though a Park Ranger stopped to ask about her enormous sand sculpture advertising that she was in fact selling these.
Jell-O shots
Julia received an award from this national organization in recognition of her public artwork Reach, which was installed on a billboard in Queens in 2015.
The Advertising Council
Julia kindly befriended this former mayor when no one else would take his calls.
Bill deBlasio
This fully liquid beverage is known colloquially as JJs, or “Julia Juice.”
While Claw
In her early twenties, Julia kept intimate Polaroids of her partners in one of these.
Shoe box
Not satisfied with her minimum wage as someone else’s cashier, Julia opened her own farmers market stand to sell these.
Pies she bought from a brick and mortar store just down the road
Julia embedded artwork in the media black market of this island nation in 2016.
Cuba
Julia recently shared biology with this Golden Bachelor contestant.
Susan
The weapon with which Julia is quite deadly, in case of apocalypse.
Crossbow
One of Julia’s favorite activities with her husband—which is also a YouTube sensation!
Popping pimples