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100

This player has the most combined hours across Steam, Valorant, and League of Legends.

Luka (~7,800h total) Double points if they guess within 200h of the total.

100

This player has the highest peak rank in League of Legends among the three.

Alex

100

ll three players own Portal 2. This is the correct order from most to fewest achievements unlocked in it

Answer: Oliver (27/51), Luka (4/51), Alex (21/51)

100

This player's Steam library is almost entirely competitive multiplayer games, with barely a single player game in their top 10.

Luka

100

This player has the highest average hours per game in their Steam library among the three

Oliver (high avg, ~50 meaningful games, ~2,400h), Alex (~2,220h across ~90 games), Luka (lowest avg, ~5,500h across 127 games)

200

This player has the fewest total Valorant hours among the three

Alex (246h) Double points if exact.

200

This player has the highest lifetime headshot percentage in Valorant among the three.

Luka (21.1%) 

200

This player has the most achievements in Brawlhalla among the three who all own it.

Answer: Luka (34/65) vs Oliver (5/65) vs Alex (15/65)

200

ll three players own Among Us. This player has the most hours in it among the three.

Luka (38h vs Oliver's 13h)

200

This player owns 127 Steam games — the most of the three

Luka


300

This player's top two Steam games alone total more hours than another player's entire Steam library

Luka (CS2 2,156h + Rocket League 1,101h = 3,257h, which beats Oliver's ~2,400h Steam total)

300

Two of the three players share the exact same lifetime win rate in Valorant.  

Oliver nd Luka (both exactly 49.7%)

300

All three players own Escape the Backrooms. This is the correct order from most to fewest achievements unlocked in it.

Oliver (31/34), Alex (30/34), Luka (29/34)

300

All three players own Quaver. This is the correct order from most to fewest hours in it

Alex (96h), Luka (36h), Oliver (20h) Double points if they get all three in order.

300

This player has spent more than half of their entire Steam library hours in two games

Oliver. (Btd 6 664  + 780 Celeste)

400

Ranked from most to least, this is the correct order of the three players by total League of Legends hours including smurfs.

Alex (3,607h), Oliver (2,424h), Luka (2,296h)

400

This player has the best lifetime K/D ratio in Valorant among the three.

Luka (1.13)

400

This player has the most perfect achievement completions in their Steam library

Oliver 14

400

All three players own REPO. This is who has the most hours in it.

Oliver (49h vs Alex 21h vs Luka 39h)

400

Does Luka have more games with 100 hours above than Oliver and Alex combined? 

No, Luka has 7 games with 100 hours + while Oliver has 5 and Alex has 3. (Btd 6, Celeste, Geometry dash, HK, HK silksong, tmod, terriar, Balatro)

500

This player has more hours in their single most played game than the other two players have in their top game combined.

Luka (CS2 2,156h vs Oliver's Celeste 780h + Alex's GD 997h = 1,777h — Luka wins)

500

Oliver has 731 ranked Valorant wins. Now how many combined ranked wins does Alex and Luka have together.

723 wins (Alex 154 + Luka 569) Double points if they guess within 10.

500

Alex has 100% completed two games with titles that would raise eyebrows. Name both for full points, one for half. 18+

"your wife" and "Milf Toys 2"

500

All three own Golf It. Oliver has 31h, Alex has 13h. Does Luka have more or fewer hours than Oliver and Alex combined, and by how much?

No — Luka has 41h, Oliver and Alex combined have 44h. The other two beat Luka by just 3 hours

500

If you add up the hours all three players have spent in games they all own together — Golf It, REPO, Portal 2, and Quaver — this player contributed the most hours to that shared pool.

Alex 

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