Rosie's Woes
In early April, Rosie learned that she did not get a major directing fellowship she was a finalist for, losing her this resource guaranteed to the British
Healthcare
On May 6th, Rosie starts rehearsal as associate director for this Off-Broadway musical (based on a 1999 film of the same name)
A Walk On the Moon
In the past 4 weeks, Rosie has experienced an uptick in this medical phenomenon which causes temporary visual impairment, and which the internet claims is caused by "stress" as well as "turning thirty"
Ocular Migraines
When Rosie got her new phone for the first time in many years yesterday, she insisted that this feature be disabled
Apple Intelligence
Rosie has had an ongoing battle with GERD. In her typical fashion, she chose to give her Gerd a name, naming it this pun after a former first lady (also the name of a 2017 Greta Gerwig film).
Lady Gerd Johnson
This fruit found at Topeka Dr had unseasonably early ripe fruit, allowing Rosie to enjoy them in Spring and even bake a pie!
Loquats
Rosie's mother had to get surgery on this part of her body, and while it went very well--and therefore is not a woe!--she will need to spend some time recovering.
Her spine
In addition to the projects she has confirmed for the upcoming year, Rosie has a number of projects she is developing independently and with collaborators. Which of these is NOT a real project she is developing?
Pythons, Charlie Kirk, The Holocaust, Congresswomen, Krav Maga
Congresswomen
Rosie had really bad matzo ball soup and a really bad tuna melt and then was hastily kicked out of this Los Angeles deli after one hour on a slow monday night, leading to her wanting to remind herself in the future to never go there again
Canter's
Rosie has a very elaborate THIS, which probably accounts for why she's not had a breakout in 3 months.
Skincare Routine