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Dad Jokes
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You Down With PPO?
100

Using the traditional spelling of one N and two S, this is my wife's first name.

What is Vanessa?

100

What you call a bear with no teeth.

What is a gummy bear?

100

Consuming too much of this common seasoning can increase your risk of heart disease.

What is salt?

100

A small step to improving your health is skipping this common ride.

What is an elevator?

100

If you are, you have the gold standard of this component of your health insurance policy that determines the access you have to medical care.

What is your Network?
200

My son shares his middle name with this South Florida hospital where I once spent 28 days.

What is Ryder?

200

The reason the skeleton did not go to the party.

What is he had no body to go with?

200

Replacing just one sugary drink with this other liquid can help you lose weight and increase your cognitive function.

What is water?

200

The repetitive, high-impact nature of this activity increases bone mineral density, reducing the risk of osteoporosis.  

What is jogging?

200

If you are not, you'll probably need one of these prior to seeing a specialist.

What is a referral?

300

Between 2002 and 2008 I lived in this US city.

What is New York City?

300

This game is fatal for anyone over 21.

What is blackjack?

300

The average US adult consumes 17 teaspoons of this each day, almost double the limit for men and triple the limit for women.

What is sugar?

300

To stay limber and reduce injuries as you age, experts recommend regularly engaging in this tension-relieving activity.

What is stretching?

300

If you are, you'll have this "stop-loss" point for both in and out-of-network services.

What is a maximum out-of-pocket?

400

I was raised in this religious cult which currently has over 8 million members worldwide.

What is Jehovah's Witness?

400

The reason the scarecrow got a medal.

What is he was out standing?

400

Pressed for time?  A regular shortage of this can increase your risk of heart attack or stroke.

What is sleep?

400

Studies have linked moderate consumption of this antioxidant-rich drink to longevity, and a reduced risk of Type 2 diabetes, Parkinson's and Alzheimer's diseases.

What is coffee?

400

If you are not, be sure your medical condition is extremely urgent prior to visiting one of these.

What is an Emergency Room?

500

The number of pets I have.

What is 4?

Sheba - Dog

Tigre - Cat

Gummy and Bear - Tortoises

500

This is why the turkey crossed the road twice.

What is to prove he wasn't a chicken?

500

Although not a disease, this is the third leading cause of death in the US behind heart disease and cancer.

What are accidents?
500

Olive oil and avocados are packed with this type of fats known for reducing inflammation and supporting heart health.

What are unsaturated fats?

500

If you are not, the model for your HMO plan originated in 1929 when the Teachers' Union in this Southwest city re-negotiated their contract.

What is Dallas?

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