MDW Jokes
Why did the hamburger bring a flag to the barbecue?
Because it wanted to be part of the grill-itary parade.
The last Monday in May
Divide guests into two teams and pull a rope across a line. This game encourages teamwork and energy
tug of war
This goofy suburban dad says “D’oh!” and loves Donuts. he has an interesting relationship with his fellow yellow family.
This “King of Rock and Roll” sang “Jailhouse Rock” and “Hound Dog”
Elvis
What is the significance of flying the flag at half-staff until noon?
To honor fallen military
Toss bean bags onto a raised board with a hole; points are scored for bags landing on the board or in the hole. Suitable for 2–4 players and easy for beginners to learn
cornhole
This dad on Full House raises three daughters with help from Uncle Jesse and Joey
Danny Tanner
This British band released albums like The Dark Side of the Moon and “The Wall”
pink floyd
Elizabeth “Betsy” Ross
Players hop in large bags to a finish line. It’s silly, fun, and works for all ages
sack race
this Rhode Island dad is married to Lois, known for not being the smartest in the room. He has a talking dog, and 3 children. One of which is a talking baby.
Peter Griffin
Known for his flamboyant stage presence, this Queen frontman sang “Bohemian Rhapsody”
freddie mercury
The poppy
A lighter, more relaxed cousin of tennis played with a shuttlecock. Common at suburban cookouts because setup is simple.
badminton
This mob boss and father of Meadow and A.J. stars in the famous italian mob show set in NJ
Tony Soprano
This guitarist famously played the national anthem at Woodstock in 1969
jimi hendrix
A: The pun master.
what was memorial days orignal name?
decoration day
Players toss metal washers into boxes or pipes. Very popular in parts of the South and Midwest.
washer toss
This high school chemistry teacher becomes a criminal dad on Breaking Bad
Walter White
This drummer for The Beatles shares a first name with a jewelry piece
Ringo Starr