Bad Anime Descriptions
Angry man uses tall naked people to destroy the world.
Attack on Titan
The metal that your tools start with.
Copper
The country that Paradox Interactive originates.
Sweden
Legendary game from 2004 about a man with a crowbar killing aliens.
Half-Life 2
A robot is constantly degrading you, but at least you can't break your ankles.
Portal
Some dude makes child eat hair.
My Hero Academia
The Final boss of vanilla Terraria.
Moon Lord
The country that the title "Big Blue Blob refers to"
France
A game about discovering the secrets of the universe, and maybe dying along the way.
Outer Wilds
A man commits a hate crime against a homosexual dragon turtle.
Mario 64
Partially robotic man and armored side-kick saves the world using science-magic.
Fullmetal Alchemist
2011
The paradox game set during the napoleonic wars.
March of the Eagles
A game about stopping a countdown of older people dying every year by fighting a huge lady.
Claire Obscur Expedition 33
Italian man who jumps a lot tries to get a fruit back from the bad guy.
Assassins creed 2
Man uses your bank info for world domination.
Death Note
The vanilla boss that has the most hp except for Moon Lord.
The Destroyer
The only wonder in EU4 that gives Administrative Efficiency.
Alhambra.
Game series about channeling your inner you to fight spiritual monsters.
Persona
Terrible catastrophe is ignored by most people because it would affect tourism, only hope is wearing masks
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's mask
Local Miner uses raw willpower to fight God for his Waifu.
Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
The amount of non-craftable types of items needed in total to craft a shellphone in vanilla.
17 (platinum/gold + chain + Depth Meter + Compass + Radar + Tally Counter + Lifeform Analyzer + DPS Meter + Stopwatch + Metal Detector + Fisherman's Pocket Guide + Weather Radio + Sextant + Glass + Diamond + Demon Conch + Magic Conch)
The First Paradox-made strategy game.
Svea Rike (Precursor to Crusader Kings)
Classic turn-based stategy game where two swords touched causing the end of the world. People now continue to kill each other in a new world.
Heroes of Might and Magic 4
Random disgraced hobo kills everyone to become a god.
Elden Ring