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Five Nights at Freddys, Attack on Titan, The Walking Dead
What is Dead by Daylight
This famous European stout recognizable for its signature dark color and buttery smooth finish. One sip of this will make you say “Top Of The Morning To You Laddies!”
What is Guinness
Commonly bound to the Control key, This type of movement allows for players to control shooting, move slower, and remain in stealth.
What is Sneak / Crouch
This hip hop mogul and founder of Bad Boy Records was arrested in 2024 and faced multiple federal charges; too many to list really. No amount of baby oil could possibly save this guy from indictment.
Unlike his namesake, whose term latest for only 199 messily days, This overweight feline has remained in the spotlight for 46 years
Who is James A. Garfield
Who is Garfield the Cat
Porche, Cowboy Beebop, Persona 5
What is Overwatch 2
Introduced in 1978, the beautiful Rocky Mountains encircle this american style light lager which is also known as the “Silver Bullet.”
What is Coors Light
The mastery of this technique in a specific platform fighter allows the player to utilize directional dashing to scoot around the map more effectively.
What is Wave Dashing
This financier's mysterious 2019 jail cell “suicide” made waves along with his recent controversies of over names in his “Little black book.”
Who is Jeffery Epstein
Like his namesake, this hyper-intelligent ape is a leader, though a small task-force of sci-fi superheroes is a lot less to manage than one of the primary powers in the largest conflict in human history
Who is Winston Overwatch
Who is Winston Churchill
Final Fantasy, Gundham, Post Malone
What is Apex Legends
This highly popular rich pilsner-style lagers is deeply rooted in Mexican tradition. Its golden hue and smooth notes of orange blossom honey comes in four different varieties
What is a Modelo
This classic source movement technique is applicable in a multitude of valve games by sequencing between the space bar and the A and D key to produce unnatural momentum.
What is Bunny hopping
Most people rolled around laughing at his sets but 60 unfortunate women found themselves horizontal and unconscious after something off the menu was added to their drinks. This American Comedian accumulated allegations dating back to the 80’s, but was finally arrested in 2015.
Who is Bill Cosby
There were a whole lot of unanswered questions about Saddam Hussein's WMD's in the early 2000's, but the invasion of Iraq was far from monkey business
Who is George W. Bush
Who is Curious George
Stardew Valley, Project Zomboid, Minecraft
What is terraria
America’s greatest genius country singer, song writer, strip club frequenter and renowned national treasure kid rock denounced this best selling American light lager in 2023 after they went “Woke.”
What is Bud Light
This ancient video game movement technique founded by doom and perfected by quake has fundamentally created a separate genre of shooter games.
What is Rocket jumping
This popular 2010’s Nickelodeon producer spent decades in a room full of kids and somehow thought no one was paying attention.
Who is Dan Schneider
These name-neighbors both share a small stature and a desire for total domination, but one has far loftier goals than ruling over one measly farm.
Who is Napoleon Bonaparte
Who is the Pig-Napoleon
Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Friday the 13th, Scream
What is mortal Kombat
This hard Japanese soda gets its unique kick from a blend of shochu and vodka. Two Australians may call it “anything but your average seltzer.”
What is a Grog
Walking up an endless flight of stairs may seem redundant to some, but a determined plumber invokes this legendary movement technique to skip a majority of his game to go straight to the final boss
What is the Backwards long jump (BLJ)
“Just Do It’ was not the right mentality when this ex-Disney and Transformers celeb had his way with his ex-girlfriend back in 2020.
Who is Shia labeouf
Conservation is essential to both of these figures; one is responsible for much of todays national park conservation efforts, and the other is conserving nuts in his checks to save for later
Who is Theodore Roosevelt
Who is Theodore (Alvin and the Chipmunks)