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100

A picky eater is likely to refuse either one of these two first courses at a typical restaurant.

What are soup and salad?

100

Words of wisdom that many diagnosticians/physicians live by is: "If your patient comes in with a headache, do not automatically assume it's a _____ ______."

What is a brain tumor?

100

This American TV Series, inspired by a U.K. version of the same name, is often known for its "cringe comedy".

What is The Office?

100

These two Southwestern states are known for having the most brutally dry heat summers with little relief from wind, shade, or high elevation. Each state has at least one city within the top 10 most populous in the U.S. Without the invention of air conditioning, these states would not nearly be as populous as they are.

What are Arizona and Texas?

100

This commonly used cymbal is used in most drum kits to accent dramatic changes from measure to measure or section to section. They come in a variety of sizes and sounds.

What are crash cymbals?

200

A person who adheres to a Vegan diet does not consume either of these two food products?

What are meat and dairy?

200

While severe chest pain is often indicative of these, an ER attending physician will normally take blood and an ECG test from a patient in order to rule out this life-threatening condition.

What is a heart attack?

200

The legendary comedian resides nearby! (in Alpine, New Jersey)

Who is Chris Rock?

200

These two Deep Southern states are considered to have the most oppressive, high temperature, high humidity summers due to their low altitudes and swamp-like conditions.

What are Louisiana and Mississippi?

200

This component of a drum kit is mainly used to signal the backbeat of a groove.

What is the snare drum?

300

Although less common in the developed world today, many businesses do not accept payment in the form of a check or debit/credit card. These businesses are referred to as ________ __________.

What is cash only?

300

An endocrinologist will often conduct tests for hypothyroidism in patients with extreme chronic fatigue and unexplained weight gain in order to rule out this very common psychiatric condition.

What is depression?

300

He first gained fame for his small acting roles and standup comedy in the late 1990s. By the early 2000s, he had his own comedic TV Show on Comedy Central, which ran for three seasons. He has since rejuvenated his fame for his role in "A Star is Born", hosting SNL, and landing a multimillion-dollar stand-up installment on Netflix.

Who is Dave Chappelle?

300

If you live in this vast global region, summer is everywhere, every day. The only weather changes are described as monsoon vs. dry season.

What is the equator?

300

This quirky sounding drum kit component is most famous for its frequent use in the song "Don't Fear the Reaper," which was parodied in a famous SNL skit.

What is the cow bell?

400

This adjective is used to describe a compound or chemical solution that is neither acidic nor alkaline.

What is neutral?

400
A fracture of this body part is not detectable by X-Ray imaging, instead requiring a CT Scan, specifically because this "bone" is not actually a bone.

What is the nose?

400

Ted Lasso, The Bear, Fleabag, Shrinking, Boston Legal, and This Is Us are all considered to be this type of drama, a portmanteau of a comedy/drama.

What is a dramedy?

400

Statistically, in the United States, summer is the season associated with the highest ________ rate, likely due to more people spending time outside of their home or workplace. 

What is crime?

400

This component of a drum kit requires tuning both heads out of phase with one in other in order to cancel harmonic resonance and if often muffled with dampeners or pillows on the inside to prevent excessive reverberation.

What is the bass drum?

500

Although commonly added to a Taylor Ham, Egg & Cheese sandwich, many consumers of this breakfast staple prefer it without these two seasonings.

What are salt and pepper?

500

An imaging of the esophagus and stomach is often done to detect irritation, reflux tears, bleeding, abnormal growths, tumors, and tissue damage. This procedure is called an _______________.

What is an endoscopy?

500

In one of its earlier episodes, SpongeBob SquarePants learned the hard way that sometimes a joke or prank can be taken too far to the point where it either gets stale or annoying. What did he do (repeatedly) in this episode?

What is rip his pants?

500

The summer season is often associated with hurricanes if you live in the East Coast or Gulf Coast. These similar tropical storms that make landfall on the West Coast are however referred to as __________.

What are typhoons?

500

This central part of the ride cymbal is struck in order to create a unique and more rounded sounding effect as opposed to when it is struck near the edge. 

What is the bell?

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