Placeholder Funny Jeopardy Name

The ACPD

100

This snake-like mole met his demise at the end of a rifle barrel.

Mark Thompson

200

A firearms Specialist name after Kevin Farrell's impromptu name given to the Rockaway police.

Kevin Frankson

300

This ACPD Sergeant runs the jail, though he was initially a throw away joke from MST3K's Pod people.

Frank McCloud

400

Initially thought to be a mole, this ACPD Sergeant got his name from a Nickelodeon game show.

SGT Michael O'Mally

500

After the chief's disappearance, this German snake-woman showed up to ask Brick to not take the AP test.

 Fräulein Nicholson

Nefarious Types

100

Head of the Mob, this character has yet to be shown on screen.

"Big Tony" Gabineli

200

This high ranking goon is as fond of his subordinates as he is of his eggs.

Frank Goonson

300

These Elder God fearing figures where cloaks and masks to cover their true identity.

Cultists

400

This Mafia lieutenant known to smuggle drugs has had a recent change in their appearance. 

The Cakeboss

500

Claiming to be from the Orient, this "Doctor" sells rare antiques.

Dr Lee Goodvibes

Princeton Alum

100

This clumsy jack of all trades joined the crew midway through.

Calvin Jerome Coolidge 

200

An anthropologist who some believe to be wealthy landowner in the Carpathian Mountains.

Dr Pertussis Wampakoff

300

A professor at princeton initially looked into for a case of spontaneous combustion. 

Dr Michael Winthrope

400

The current president and a princeton alum

Woodrow Wilson

500

The lead ER doctor at Princeton General and a loyal friend of Duke Doyle.

Dr Herman "Spooky" Saunders

Dead and Gone

100

The titular namesake of the campaign, and the best detective this side of the Mississippi.

Duke Doyle

200

This decorated captain was replaced by a snake-like English teacher

Captain Morris McMannus

300

A snake in life, a snake in death...

Snake Thompson

400

This high ranking mafia Lieutenant death, was a catalyst for your first meeting with Frank Goonson.

Wally "Weasel" Capedio

500

This former Buffalo Bills all time leading rusher would go on to star in Police Squad, a huge inspiration for the campaign. 

Orenthal James Simpson.

Items we lost along the way

100

This item can be used for Guided Recon Explosive Grenades.

A G.R.E.G. Launcher

200

^{Snake Thompson dropped this after succumbing to a bullet-styled death.}

Glittery gold potion

300

James has been carrying around a copy of this Hemingway novel despite it not being written for another 32 years

The Old Man and the Sea

400

This colored liquid was found around the cops after they got overtaken by the knockout gas.

Blue Liquid

500

This 'limetless' substance was traded away towards the end of chapter 8.

Infinite Gaus