This horror parody of a satire currently has a homonymous sequel playing in theaters
Scary Movie
This musician’s (whose last album release was in 2016) last name could cover over 70% of the Earth’s surface.
Frank Ocean
This NYC borough sounds like it should be ruled by royalty, but instead is home to the New York Mets.
Queens
My parent’s original plan for my name would have created this distasteful acronym, another name for donkeys.
A.S.S.
Despite being visually misleading on most maps, this U.S. State is the largest by land mass.
Alaska
This “Crazy, Stupid, Love” actor has a last name that an ornithologist would appreciate most.
Ryan Gosling
This Brooklyn based artist, whose most recent solo album released in 2024, last name might make you reach for a coat and gloves.
Cameron Winter
New York Jets fans travel across this river, which separates New York City from their home stadium state.
Hudson River
The year that I began teaching, a movie that contained three versions of the same comic book character premiered in December. What is the name of this movie?
Spider-Man No Way Home
Not quite an orgy, this dessert cake still has fun with just a threesome of dairy.
Tres Leches
This 2022 movie’s title is the answer to the question, “When do you apply aloe?”
Aftersun
This steamy character from The Year Without a Santa Claus shares his name with the band that launched Elliott Smith’s early career.
Heatmiser
A famously long toe in 2021 cost this former Nets star and Twitter enthusiast a potential series-clinching three-pointer.
Kevin Durant
This country artist and potential really bad guy has a song titled 28, the age I just turned
Zach Bryan
This 2000s WB/CW TV Show’s name is not about female fish that can breathe better/easier than other fish, but based on the name, it could be.
Gilmore Girls
This Monmouth County native Disney Channel star had her first film role in a 2001 Jake Gyllenhaal lead movie.
Bonus Points: Name the movie.
Ashley Tisdale
This 2000s deceased artist’s surname sounds like real estate for oenophiles.
Amy Winehouse
In this year, the Nets traded the Garden State for the borough of Brooklyn.
2012
Free Space
Free Space
Combining the word for “a sudden and excessive electrical discharge in the brain” with the word for “a dish of mixed, bite-sized ingredients” would make for an ironically tasteless pun of this multi-cultural dish.
Caesar/Seizure Salad
Typically known for thrillers, Academy award nominated writer/director M. Night Shyamalan wrote this family comedy screenplay for A 1999 live-action, animation hybrid about a small newcomer adapting to a big new world.
Stuart Little
If the Princess of Far Far Away was to visit an orchard, you’d get this artist’s (whose last album released in 2020) full name.
Fiona Apple
The NFL team that drafted Skittle Enthusiast and Euphoria actor Marshawn Lynch has not made a Super Bowl appearance since the 1990s despite making the playoffs every year since 2017.
Buffalo Bills
The year I graduated from high school, this pop artist, who would later play the Super Bowl halftime show - dropped an album titled after her late aunt Joanne.
Lady Gaga
The single digit jersey number of Boston Celtics Hall of Famer Kevin Garnett is equal to the number of people killed during the Boston Massacre. What is that number?
5