Hot takes
This person claims British people are faking their accents
Who is Pizza?
This person has an internship in America.
Who is Amir?
This person was in a punk band
Who is Shayna?
"Mamish those Sfardim really a stain on yiddeshe values."
Who is Edmond?
Those were the nights of Chanukah
I remember long ago
What is "When our family got together
Little eyes aglow"
This person believes you should make an Asher Yatzar after blowing your nose, if it's good enough.
Who is Nissel?
This person has two fake internships
Who is Selma?
This person saved a crackheads life with CPR a couple of blocks from Wilf
Who is JJ Grayson?
"I'm realizing that I misunderstood what appropriate meant in this context."
Who is Yishai Gross?
I wanna be like zusha singing songs yeah, I wanna be like Ribo selling out shows
What is "I wanna be like Mordy working out crowds, I wanna be like Shweky playing out loud"
This person thinks Nestlé Hot Cocoa Mix tastes good straight out of the packet without adding hot water.
Who is Sisser?
This person is participating in their own lab's study.
Who is Wag?
This person's swim teacher tried to drown them in kindergarten, and they didn't pass Level 1 swimming until age 13.
Who is Jordan?
"Gav loves teaching little children about boundaries."
Who is Ruti?
They tell me that I'm holding on to something that is long gone, long gone
What is "I look into the future, I know time will prove them all wrong"
This person insists turkey hot dogs are better than beef hot dogs.
Who is Suldan?
These three people are interning at PwC
Who are Gav, Shira, and Yoni Besser?
This person unsuccessfully attempted to nurse a wild pregnant raccoon back to health.
Who is Zohar?
"What's going on here?"
Who is Tamara Yeshurun?
I know, you see
Somehow the world will change for me
And be so wonderful
What is "Live life, breathe air
I know somehow we're gonna get there
And feel so wonderful"
This person believes ketchup has one of the greatest smells.
Who is Rena Sturm?
These two people are in Ruti and Ilana's old lab
Who are Suldan and Ariela?
This person has a finsta with over 500 followers where they preached Christian Zionism.
Who is Amir?
"Jordan Jesin. Sorry wrong chat."
Who is Eitan Barenholtz?
לית יחודא בעלאי עלאי
What is "ותתאי בר מנך"