College Days
This is the name of the apartment Keith lived in with Reuben, Seamus, and Nick Senior Year.
What is 1117?
This is Keith's philosophy on nights in and out on the weekend.
What is one night in, one night out?
This is the animal Keith prefers between cats and dogs.
What are cats?
These are the states in order Keith has lived.
What is Maryland, Texas, DC, North Carolina?
These are what Keith calls his self-identified quirks.
What are Keithisms?
Within .1 this was keith's GPA.
What is 4.0?
Name a couch Keith has peed on while drunk.
What is all of them?
This is Keith's favorite Football team.
What is none of them, he doesn't like sports? What a loser
Keith grades drinks and drink prices by this measure.
What is ABV per $?
This is the date Keith and Sydney first slept together.
What is the first?
This is the breakfast food keith would always leave in the fridge.
What is Cereal?
This is higher, Keith's lifetime body count or # of alcoholic beverages consumed in 1 night.
What is drinks? - 69
This is how often Keith lifts.
What is everyday bro?
This is how Keith chipped his tooth, when he was growing up.
What is Kevin hit him with a plastic baseball bat?
These are the apps that Keith and Sydney matched on at the same time.
What is Hinge and Bumble?
This was the name of the couch that we had in 1117 that we had to go on a mission to rescue.
What is Trash Couch?
When Keith was super drunk he took a girl home with him that weighed this much.
What 325 LBs?
This is Keith's ideal girl physical features.
What is blonde hair, blue eyes?
What is his lamp? Will give credit if you come up with another item
This is whered Keith and Sydney went on their first international trip.
What is Cancun / Riviera Maya?
This is the name of the restaurant Keith was cut off from as he ate too much food.
What is Kangnam BBQ?
This is the road Keith tried to sleep on before getting chased away by the police.
What is Route 1.
This is the proper way to pronounce what Keith is, a ______ bro.
What is Finance Bro? no points if you dont say it right
This is what Keith threw up on during a road trip.
What is a Gameboy?
This is what Keith said to to Sydney as he left the bathroom the next morning after they slept together for the first time.
What is "You may not want to go in there for a minute"?