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Look out! This bird typically symbolizing peace has a crucial deformity!
What is just like the one-winged dove?
Once thought to be the metropolitan capital of the West Coast, this quaint town is now overshadowed by Portland.
What is Astoria, Oregon?
Ah, there's nothing quite like the taste of good sodium chloride on my french fries!
What is salt?
Rihanna desires to be loved, not like a sports car, but instead like a cozy dessert.
What is I want you to love me like I'm a hot pie?
This fort played vital importance in both the French & Indian War and the American Revolution, and despite its tactical importance in relation to Lake Champlain, is now best known from your pencil.
What is Ticonderoga, New York?
After a long hike, I quite enjoy drinking a nice, refreshing glass of dihydrogen monoxide.
What is water?
A minecraft speedrunner whose been in hot water decides to flee to one of the oldest cities in the Middle East.
What is that's what the point of Damascus?
You know, the musa acuminata is really quite the strange fruit -- it's technically considered a berry, yet doesn't resemble any of the other berries!
What are bananas?
When you're in New York, you...may have a random assortment of nouns.
What is concrete jungle wet dream tomato?
The helianthus annuus is a flower which provides oils, tasty seeds, and even can be used as a substitute for peanut butter.
What are sunflowers?
Rather than riding around in his fancy limo, Kendrick Lamar has instead decided to indulge in some fine dining with some metallic elements.
What is lead martini with the gold plate?
The Solanum tuberosum belongs to the nightshade family and comes from the Andes mountains.
What are potatoes?