Basic Bizzle Knowlege
His favorite color, also happens to be a prominent color on our Earth and the flag of his favorite country.
What is blue?
Founded on March 4th, 1789, the House of Represenatives is the branch of goverment that employs the three offices in which Bizzle worked for (Name a Congressman I worked for, idk)
Who is: (Richard Hudson, Steve Scalise, Derrick Van Orden?)
Frequently ranked the best Wakeboat of The Year by Wakeboard Magazine, this company has provided our trusty steed since 2016
What is Nautique?
A Jedi, a antihero, Hulk, a pirate, and the worlds greatest talent agent all fought in the Battle of The Black Sea
What is Black Hawk Down?
Placed between a holiday for nerds and the independence of a Hispanic nation from its European ancestors, this time frame stands as Bizzle's aniversary
What is May the Fourth - Cinco de Mayo?
Sucked for a long time, yet they had a Decepticon as their star wide receiver. This NFL team is Bizzles favorite, and at the helm of a prolific pouch pusher.
What is the Detroit Lions?
A UFC fighter and a now disgraced veteran, this man sat with Bizzle and talked to him about his (then) upcoming interview on Joe Rogan
Who is Tim Kennedey?
Hosting the same calling card as "King of Cool", this was the name of the original Bizzle Batmobile
What is Stevie?
Perhaps Bizzle's least favorite movie of all time, this 2001 movie created an paleontological controvery that he still gripes about 25 years later
What is Jurassic Park 3?
With digital marketing displaying various acts of cartoon gun violence, this song stands as an ode to the American victory of July 20th, 1969
What is Man on The Moon?
A smart man, a rich man, and a Hugh Heffner idolizer, his personal car just so happen's to be Bizzle's dream ride.
What is an Audi R8?
Can't drink alcohol after the operation, l procedure did Bizzle had this procedure done in DC before his 20th birthday (HINT: He begrudgingly asked the receptionist if he could do it himself with some Gerber Multi-Tool and Oxycotton)
What is wisdom teeth removal?
With a breakout role as Louis Stevens, this actors most recognizable film was the first film watched by Bizzle and Shmemma in 2023
What is Transformers?
Sharing the same (first) goverment name as Bizzle, this charachters introduction to a classic comedy is that of him selling erotic kitchenware and merchandise to fund his dream: The Devils Canyon Resort and Casino
What is Land of The Lost?
Having been yelled at by this man for playing music too loudly in a hot tub, his coldness later retreated to his bedroom with his wife who's from an even colder land
What is Siberia?
Born in Elysium City, this characther hails a biblical name and is Bizzle's favorite gunfighter
Who is Master Chief Petty Officer John 117
Founded on January 1st, 1962, the United States Navy SEa Air and Land (SEAL) Teams are the premire maritime special operations unit of the United States Navy. Every year, they have a muster in Virginia Beach, in which Bizzle was ticketed going 75mph in a school zone on the way to this SEAL Team
What is SEAL Team 2?
A perhaps offensive name hailed by indigenous warriors and 21st century gladiators, this was the original inhalant
What is Red Man?
Hailing as an alumnus of Bizzle's current university, this fictional character testifies before Congress that no US troops were enganged in South America (despite the Green Goblin already being on his way)
Who is Jack Ryan?
Born in Daly City, this actor's fictional character is most well known in our circle as a rival capitalist to a beloved protagonist. Furthermore, he thinks of his work so highly, that it positions the reimagined Oddysey to being that of childs play
Who is Sam Rockwell?
Originally made for A10 Warthog Pilots, yet adopted by D-Boys in the early 2000s, this product would be Bizzle's extremely rainy day purchase
What are GPNVG-18's?
Home to the Congressman that bitched out Bizzle and suggested he get beaten up in a Team Room, this state's offical bird is the American Robin
What is Wisconsin?
Constantly squatting granted him millions of dollars, this man is the original reason for the house we currently stand in
Who is Brandon Inge?
Popularized by Halo 3 marketing from the early 2000s, this band's hit single is the performance song to Bizzle's most favorite (fictional) athlete
Who is Deangelo Vickers?
Regarded as the most dangerous athletic feat to ever be had, this feat's namesake was popularized by the 1959 movie, Gidget
What is the Big Kahuna?