Funny things Kids say and do
This standard playground deal involves locking the smallest digits of your hands.
What is a pinky promise?
The people beside children allowed in your room
What is approved, scheduled Kids Ministry volunteers with name tags and lanyards on and approved photography team members?
The Apostle Paul wrote to this young ministry leader, telling him, “ Don’t let anyone look down on you because you are young.”
Who is Timothy?
A fictional character frequently cited by 5-year-old boys as their personal hero alongside Jesus.
What is Batman/Spiderman?
This should never be done by one volunteer with a single child, especially during bathroom breaks.
What is being out of sight?
In Matthew 18, Jesus uses this extreme physical metaphor-involving a heavy stone tied around the neck- to warn against causing a child to stumblein their faith.
What is a millstone?
The most common theological crisis brought up by a third grader, usually involving a deceased goldfish or pet.
What is “Do pets go to Heaven?”
This is the amount of time you need to be in the classroom before service begins.
What is 20 minutes?
Founded in 1780 by Robert Raikes, this structural institution originally began as a way to provide general and religious education to poor, working-class children.
What is Sunday School?