Rules as (Re)Written
So you see, now you see.
What is darkvision?
This lusty draconian statue really wants it.
Why would you offer your pants on an altar?
Quote: SPINNNN THAT SHITTTTTTTT!!!
Who is The Rainbow Emporium gnome?
I'm not sure. Maybe I should read up on it. Maybe from a scroll.
What are Spell Scroll Rules?
I like big lizzies and hot glizzies.
Why would you derail the entire campaign and travel to Chult?
Quote: け̸̡̡̨̢̡̛̛̛̛̛͇̟̯̠̖̣̩̟̖̰̹̭̥͍͎̪͚̗̥̫̤̗͇̩̗̳̬̭͚͙̱͕̲̜̭̤̬̬̰͈͎̬͙͍̾͛͐̋͊̌̉̓̈́̃͐̎̄̅́̑̒͑̌̈̈́̒͛̔̊́̊͂̓̓̒̏̉̏̍̔̔̋̓͊͑̒̓̀̍̑͒̓̏͌̐͂̓̊̑̆͋̎̀̋̄̊̉̓͑͂̈́́̓͆͐́̽̽͛̆̂̊̈́̈́̏͊͒͒̈́̇́͗͋̎̃̆̀̎̋̊̈̀͑̒̆́̚̕̕͘̕̚̚͜͜͜͝͝͝͠͝͝ͅͅ ̸̧̢̢̢̧̢̧̧̢̨̨̨̧̡̧̛̛̛̛̗͉̰̹͖͓̥̖͔͕͇̩͔̹͙̗͇̯͕̞̻͇̬̩̹̻͈̱̳̦̘͇̪̻͈̙̮̫̼̥͉̯̜̫̮̦͍̘̥̺͉͚͎̤̘̦̝͉̯̬̼̦̞̹̰̝̳̼̩̩̯̃̐͋̈̎̂͊͌̃͗̀͑̈́̉̊̽͆̄̾̿̌̃̇̔̑̍̂̎̈́͋̉́͛̈̈́̽̓̏̒̓͊̇̀̉͌͂̌̂̍͂͆͛̈́̿̃̈́̏́̔̍̄̓͂̽͆͊͒̿͌̽̐̒͂̄͆͑͊̈̽̿̓̓̈̓̆͒̒̽̈́̏̅͐͐̀̈̍́̅́̈́̄͆̽̓́̈́̒̓̽͌̏̽͑̈̅̈́̇̄̄͊̓̔̿͐̈́̂̑̀͋̎̌͗̅́̅̕̚̕̚̚͘̚̚͜͜͠͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͠͝ͅͅͅͅえ̷̢̨̡̢̨̡̛̛̛͉̻̝̫̫͔̖̤̣̱͈͓̦͔̹̝̥̲̹̳̟̱̹̞̦̣̭̠̘̗͔̱͍͖̯̥̙̭̪̘͚͎̮̞͚͕͚̝̜̺̼͈̝͓͚̥͚̼̺̬̻̯̖͉͙̜̱͎̟̳͖̬̹̩̻̘͈̲̥͔̟̗̝̖͖̫̝̝͉̯̮̮̳̳̟̦̂̃̎̀̄̌̾͐͒͒͒̂̆̈́̽̎̽̓͆͂̎̆͒̔̃́̎̌̎͑́̇̿̀̇͆̔̓̇͗̒̉̈́́̈́́̎̂́̈́̍́͌̾̃̈́̿̊̎̒̿̑͌̇̊̍̄̓͊̾̈́͂͒̄͆̔͐̿̀̈́͊̈́͊̏͗̇̇̅͋̓͒̑̐̐̀̏̎̈̓̅͛̒̓̊͌͑̓͆̅͊̀̊̑̾̈́̿̔̈͐͗̈́͌̌͋̽͌͘̚͘̕̕͘͜͜͝͝͝͝͠͝͠͝͝ͅͅ ̵̡̡̨̧̢̢̧̡̨̢̛̛̛̛̛̛̠͖̠̖͉͍̰͕̥͚̬̦̟̙̰͓͓̘̻̮̘̺̹͚͔͖̱͕̦̗̘͚̮͓̣̗̭̥̬̫̞͍̻̯̲̻̳̜̠̼̝̝̣͚̳̰̙͎͉̥̪͚̪͙͕͍͖̱̫͇͚̘͈̤̣͓̰͕̦͓̳͉̥̺͚͖͕͕͓͔͖̮̻͙̟̥̮͖̣͕̠̙̻͓̪̪̭̭̖͖͚͍̤̳̮̺̥̥̖͎̬̠̥̖͉̰̋̃̔̑̈͗̉͐͋̓̆̂̊͊̓̓̍͋̍́̾̒̑̄͂̇͛͊̎͒́̒̄́̆̎̍͒̃̆̂̐̂͗̒̏̈̏́̎͗́͛̀̿̃̈́̔̀̽̓̈̄̐̌̂̓̌́͋͋́́̆̉̅̉̽̔̒̑̐̅̂̀͊̀̀́̈́͌̍̇͗̋͑̍̀́̅͂̌̏̽̆̉̋̏̃͛͑̆͋͆͊͛́͊̈́̓̋̿̕͘͘͘͘̚̕̕͘̕͜͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͠͠͝͝͠͝͝͠͝͠͝ͅお̴̢̡̡̨̧̧̧̧̡̧̢̛̲̺̭̯̤̥̺̳̮̹̖̠͕̦͉͔̜͈̫̣̰̺̺̤͉̞̣͉̘͕͔̟͍̫̹͙̝͕̗̺̺̤̖̠̟̩̝͈̪̰̳̣̺͎̻̲̯͔̯̝̜̬͍͓̣̥̮̳̺̻͓͇̬͈͚͉͈̪̩̬̥̩͇̠̖̟̹̼͚̞̗̜͓̗̜̋̔̂͑̀̏̔̑͘͜͜͜͠ͅͅ ̸̡̡̨̡̨̢̢̧̢̡̢̧̧͉͇͎͍͙̯̯͇͈̣̺̰͓̟̲̠̩͙̠̤̪̮͎̯̣̬͔̜̳̙͈̯̟̙͍̭͇̗̲̫̬͇̥͔̬̲̟̳̭̖͇͈̼͎͓̭͉̪͚̟͇̰̫̥̮̣͉͕̣̱̥̠̝̭͈̞̬̫̦̝̬̠̱̼̯̹̖͖̞̩̱̟̬̻̙̮̭̼̟̙̱̠̞͙̱̮̼̱̪̱͉̠̱̳̰͕͍̖̙̠̺̤̟̺̞̫͇̟̪̗̝̥̬͈̮̝̪̩̜̗̥͚͎̜̊̇͐̐͐͂͋͜͜͜͜ͅͅす̸̨̢̧̢̢̨̡̧̡̢̡̧̛̛̛͙͓̤͉͓̪̻̤̲̱̲̤̙̲͍̟̤̣̫͓̖͈̠͓͔̱̪͎̫̞͔͇̣̪̥͙͉̮͖̘̠̲̘̻̣̞̘͙̥̟̫̤̩̳̠̥̠͇̬̰̣͍̭̘̗͙̟̤͇̬̱̹̭͙͇̞̺̲͓̤̬̯͈̪̼̫̻͈̝̜̣͚̭̰̳͓̰̞́͂͐̔̃͆̂͐͌̄̒̏̑͆̌̈́̃̓͆̊̆̍͋͊̉̓̅͐͑̄̋̈́́̈̈́̀̃̈́́̀̓̈́͛̏̃̅͂̄͑͌̉́̄͆̎̈͆̆̇̐̓́̓̆̿̊̋͐̓͂͗̔́̅́̇͌̈́͗̒̍̿̓̂̋̔̉̀́́̎͐͂̈́̅̓̓̉̾̎́́͋̽̈́̋̂̄̓̿̆̎̔̉̋͌͐͑̑̓̈́̈́̇͛̍̓͆̃̆͋̚̕͘̚̕̚͘͘͜͝͝͠͝͠͝͠͝͠͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅ *nosebleed*
Who is Balek?
Players will no longer receive a wish to “Double Dip” with The Grim Reaper.
Whats the rules on getting hit while downed?
Looks tasty, tbh, morals be damned.
Why would you eat the unborn child of a sentient elemental being?
Who said:"Weeeeeeeeeeeeh hayaaaaahaaaaaaaja, haaahaaaahaaaayaaaaaaa ehh, haaahaahaajaaajaaajaaajaaaa jeeejeeeeehjeh"
Who is Meepo?