Anatomy for Dummies
Hospital Slang & Chart Decryption
Pokémon or Diagnosis?
100

It is the fleshy, teardrop-shaped piece of tissue hanging down in the back of your throat that cartoons always draw vibrating when a character screams.

Uvula

100

When a TV doctor dramatically yells "Get me a crash cart, STAT!", the word STAT comes from the Latin statim, which means this timeframe.

Immediately / right now?

100

Rosacea

Diagnosis


200

Hitting your "funny bone" actually has nothing to do with a bone; you are just sending a painful shock down this specific nerve.

Ulnar Nerve

200

Patients hate seeing the abbreviation "NPO" (Nil Per Os) on their chart the night before a surgery because it means they are strictly forbidden from doing this.

Eating/ Drinking

200

Alomomola

Pokemon

300

This clear, protective outer layer of the eye is the only part of the human body that has zero blood supply—it gets its oxygen directly from the air.

Cornea

300

If an intern in the Philippines complains that their 24-hour hospital duty was "toxic," it doesn't mean they worked with hazardous chemicals—it means this.

chaotic, overwhelmed, or stressful shift? (Accept answers like "too many crashing patients" or "very busy")

300

Borborygmus

Diagnosis

400

Located in your neck and acting as an anchor for your tongue, this is the only bone in the entire human body that is not connected to any other bone.

Hyoid Bone

400

f someone goes to the ER severely dehydrated from a wild college weekend, they might get a brightly colored IV drip packed with vitamins that is nicknamed after this yellow fruit.

Banana

400

Reuniclus

Pokemon

500

This is the thickest and strongest tendon in the human body, connecting your calf muscle to your heel bone.

Achilles tendon

500

If a stubborn patient decides to rip out their own IV and storm out of the hospital because they don't want to wait anymore, the doctor will note on the chart that they left "AMA," which stands for this.

Against Medical Advice?

500

Glabella

Diagnosis

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