BEFORE THE BAR
David Edelberg, Patrick Conlon, Bob Levy, Nick Wall and John Geppert all earned money doing the same manual labor before becoming lawyers. What was it?
Cutting lawns / landscaping
Brittany Tarabour had a client who kept addressing the judge as what, instead of "Your Honor"?
Your Majesty
Which attorney started a sports team in their university?
Angela Turiano
Which attorney says he collects "complaints, threats and various vulgar names hurled at me"?
David Edelberg
Denis Murphy spilled a glass of what on a federal judge while being introduced?
Champagne
Which Red Bank attorney, who went to high school in Lower Merion like Kobe Bryant, had camp counselor as his very first job?
Marc Comer
A client once told Denis Murphy he looks like which actor?
Christopher Walken
Jay McDaniel kept an apartment abroad for six years. In what country?
Colombia (Medellin)
Jessica Cunha brings home which souvenir from every new place she travels?
Snow globes
Scott Koop, a Tigers fan, ripped his jeans at a ballgame and his only option was $150 warm-up pants from which team?
The Mets
Bruce Feffer and Dan Brecher both started out delivering which New York newspaper?
The New York Post
Which attorney represented his own wife on a traffic ticket, after which the judge told her she had received phenomenal representation?
Fred Zemel
Which attorney was kicked out of Catholic school in the third grade?
Donald Pepe
Ira Kreizman has collected hundreds of postcards of what place?
The Jersey Shore
Which NY attorney was asked by a judge to look outside and report whether any buildings were burning, right before his summary judgment motion was denied?
Ryan Miller
Which Little Falls attorney was a cashier at the Grand Union in Montvale?
David Blank
Which attorney was standing beside his co-counsel when a judge said, "I asked you the same question 4 times. My intention was not to beat a dead animal but obviously I have!"
John Giampolo
Which attorney completed a year of wilderness survival training, including five days with no food, water, shelter or supplies?
Rob Mellinger
Chris Seelinger says he collects only two things: regrets and what?
Mismatched socks
Which attorney praised a judge at length to a reporter with a camera pointed at him, calling the judge "he" the whole time, only to be told the judge is a woman?
Bruce Feffer
Scott Novak worked at a factory in LA fixing broken products shipped back from the airlines. What did the factory make?
Toilets
Which attorney, as a prosecutor, watched a defendant representing himself on an escape charge get on his hands and knees and beg the jury to acquit him?
Bob Levy
Which attorney threw a punch at Tim Curry during his Broadway debut?
David Ulric
Which attorney has collected a rock from every vacation for 30 years, keeps them unlabeled in a jar in his closet, and has no idea where any of them came from?
Mark Tabakin
Which attorney reached into his pocket for a pen while arguing a motion and pulled out his daughter's underwear, swapped out of her daycare bag?
Sean Pena