Math
This shape has 3 sides
What is a triangle?
“LOL” stands for this.
What is laughing out loud?
The largest planet in our solar system.
What is Jupiter?
“The bell doesn’t dismiss you, ___ dismisses you.”
Who is the teacher?
Octopuses have this many hearts.
What is 3?
8 × 7
What is 56?
If something is “mid,” it means this.
What is average or boring?
The process plants use to make food.
What is photosynthesis?
“You had all weekend to do this assignment” refers to this missing item.
What is homework?
“Aura points” online are imaginary points measuring this.
What is coolness or social status?
The value of π rounded to two decimal places.
What is 3.14?
“No cap” means this.
What is no lie?
The first 10 amendments to the U.S. Constitution are called this.
What is the Bill of Rights?
“I’ll wait” is usually said when students are doing this.
What is talking?
The more you take away from me, the bigger I get.
What is a hole?
15 − 7 + 2
What is 10?
Someone with “rizz” has this.
What is charisma?
Water freezes at this temperature in Celsius.
What is 0 degrees?
“This will be important for the test” means students should probably do this.
What is take notes?
I have a neck but no head.
What is a bottle?
The formula for the area of a rectangle.
What is length × width?
“Delulu” is short for this word.
What is delusional?
This organ pumps blood through the body.
What is the heart?
“You’re gonna need to know this in the real world.”
What is the biggest lie teachers tell?
This class often includes experiments with chemicals and lab goggles.
What is chemistry?