You wanted to get your work done? Too bad! This MIAD device frequently goes "in the microwave"
What is Venus?
The silliest of goofs-- trying not to die! This many RAs on our team have dietary restrictions
What is 4? (Camille, Korian, Izzy, Leandro)
The unofficial mascots of the RAs, these are the names of our two favorite ESAs
Who are Otis and Phthalo?
These are the official hours RAs are on duty
What is 7pm to 7am?
This offsite RA had the most on site emergencies at Two50Two this year
Who is Alexa?
This MIAD staff member is a rumored friend of the River Rat
Who is Mark Fetherston?
These are the three known members of tall gang
Who are Benji, Zach, and Roger?
This contraband item caused the fire alarms to go off on the first day of move in
These are the official times that rounds happen every night
What is 7pm, between 9pm-- 10pm, and after 11:30pm?
Whoops! The toilet exploded! These floors at Two50Two are known for regularly flooding
What is the 2nd and 3rd floor?
Juniper has a vendetta against this popular pizza place that was confirmed after they delivered $200 worth of pizza to Leandro on the wrong day
What is Pizza Shuttle?
The goofiest of the goofs, 250lbs of this canned vegetable ended up at Two50Two on accident
What is corn?
Who is Juniper?
Party animals! When busting a party this is the first step
What is take control of the situation?
Ope! A spill has occurred. This RA was a hero and cleaned up elevator puke this year
Who is Riley?
Per hour spent, this RA has spent the most time in Becky and Juniper's offices this year
Who is Natalie?
Mr. Worldwide is in the house! For her wildly successful dance parties, Sarah gave out this item to atendees while supplies lasted
What are bald caps?
These members of the Two50Two community are known for playing this sport in the lobby
What is Ping Pong?
This is all 10 digits of the duty phone number students must call after hours
What is 414-847-3213?
What the heck! Kylie busted a party alone this year with this many people
What is 17 people?
Who ya gonna call? Not Becky! Becky was doing this instead of helping Juniper with the Halloween Party this year
What is attend the Sonic Symphony?
This creature was illegally sold in the dozens throughout Two50Two as an unregistered ESA
What are snails?
Becky spent multiple days this year trying to fix this item in the Zen room
What is the bop it?
As listed on the log itself, this is the official time every morning the duty log is supposed to be turned in
What is 8am?
There have been many fire alarms this year, but only one that lasted hours. Who got the Two50Two fire alarm to turn off when we couldn't get ahold of the after hours line?
Who is Paolo?