Rivalry
Who were the first siblings in the bible
Cain and Abel
In the miracle someone said "whatever he tells you to do do it"
Water to wine
I don't like seafood because I was once sea food
Jonah
Like a good neighbor State Farm is there and so am I
The good Samaritan
The Marriott wasn't open so I was born somewhere else
Manger
Who cares about a last name when I want light soup and goat meat.
Esau and Jacob
We never waste leftovers
Five loaves of bread and two fish
There was a bone standing, bone standing
Ezekiel
It was party after party till my card started getting declined now I'm feasting with swine
The Prodigal Son
No need for an ultrasound when I'm around.
Angel Gabriel
He married me first.
No, he married me twice
Leah and Rachel
I see men like trees
Jesus opens the eyes of the man who was born blind.
Who is known as the weeping prophet?
Jeremiah
While others were opening investment accounts and IRAs, I made no investments and got no interest.
Parable of the Talents
I could mentor Bob the builder in this.
Carpenter
A mouthpiece for my brother because of his stutter
Aaron and Moses
This demolition didn't require equipment it only required sound.
The walls of Jericho
She kept cheating but I still love her.
Hosea
The ground the word falls on determines how it grows
The Parable of the Sower
What body of water did I walk on to reach my disciples?
Sea of Galilee
While I'm cooking she's just sitting. This is not fair
Mary and Martha
Moses hitting the rock for water
If I was in 2026 I'd be the president's prophet regardless of party.
Daniel
On earth our bank balances are different but in heaven our zip codes are different.
The rich man and Lazarus
His daughter was 12 when I gave her a new life
Jairus