HR Basics
HR doesn’t have favorites… we just have people who cause fewer ___.
Problems
Which coworker cannot walk past a group without turning it into an even bigger group? Human team magnet detected.
CHARLES
Out of sight, out of ___.
MIND
🐱🎩
CAT IN THE HAT
The computer fix that solves everything.
RESTARTING IT
I can’t fix everything, but I can send a strongly worded ___.
Uses 47 tabs, 19 windows, and still finds what they need.
RAY
Kill two birds with one ___.
STONE
🕷️🧑🦱🏙️
SPIDER-MAN
The tool everyone clicks repeatedly during long meetings.
PENS
When HR helps resolve disagreements between employees, what is that called?
Conflict resolution
Let me think about it” is their personal catchphrase
AUSTIN
I’m not clumsy, the floor just ___.
HATES ME
🎬🍿🛋️
MOVIE NIGHT
Known for jamming at the most inconvenient moment. OR goes missing the second you actually need it.
STAPLER
What is the HR-approved method of coping with a long day?
Caffeination
Keeps a mental checklist… and then also a physical checklist… and then a backup checklist
DEBORAH
My favorite work exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It’s called ___.
LUNCH
🌙🎧💤
FALLING ASLEEP TO MUSIC
This object always jams at the worst possible moment.
PRINTER
Who needs therapy when you have coworkers to ___?
Trauma bond with
Has a mental spreadsheet of everyone’s names, pets, and favorite snacks
PAOLA
I’m not tired, my ___ is just buffering.
BRAIN
🚗🎶🌄
ROAD TRIP MUSIC
The office supply that magically vanishes after every meeting.
STICKY NOTES