fat people
how many pounds do fat people weigh?
infinity Pounds
what will you do if a fat person starts eating everything?
you don't do anything the world is over ):
what happens if you come face to face with a fat person?
you give them cheetos
what do you do if a fat kid is running at you at top speed?
you just stand still because when they get to you they will be too tired to do anything to you.
how can you make a fat kid go to sleep?
you shove five million sleepy pills into his mouth at the same time.