Ben's "Real" Stories
The Cornell University Police Department chased Ben down the gorges for possession and use of this contraband, which he had to explain in his RSOM interview.
What are fireworks?
This is Ben’s favorite family friendly board game.
What is Twister?
Ben claims that this movie is better than Cars, which Aryan vehemently denies.
What is Planes?
This fungus is commonly associated with cough, fever, and myalgias, and something Ben fortunately avoided back in March.
What is Coccidiomycocosis?
This music artist known for albums like Graduation and Donda can often be found playing on Ben’s aux in his car.
Who is Kanye West?
Ben likens this professor to this iconic Chainsaw Man character due to her characteristic purple hair.
Who are Galadriel Hovel-Miner and Reze?
Ben claims this adventurous/courageous yet safe activity is somehow more dangerous than skiing.
What is mountain biking?
Ben loves to hate on these two GOATs of basketball and rap, much to the chagrin of Dani and Abir.
Who are Lebron James and Aubrey Drake Graham?
This disease is often characterized by a barrel-shaped chest, not unlike the barrels of water Ben brings to his house.
What is emphysema?
Blake Griffin, DeAndre Jordan, and Chris Paul starred in a trio on this NBA basketball team, which is also Ben’s favorite.
Who are the Los Angeles Clippers?
This person is Ben’s long-time butler and taught him everything he knows, including about tennis.
Who is Alfred?
Ben claims there is plastic in the food of this very respectable establishment.
What is Subway?
Ben claims that Dani and this person did the “horizontal hula” in the anatomy lab.
Who is Dr. Susan Larson?
This genetic disease, often called the Royal Disease for plaguing the kings of Europe, is associated with a Factor VIII deficiency. Luckily Ben is the king of RSOM and Korea, so he is unaffected.
What is hemophilia A?
Ben often calls M4 Jonathan Aminov by this anime character’s name, who is often referred to as the Strongest Sorcerer of Today.
Who is Satoru Gojo?
During his last job before medical school, he had a chance encounter with this RSOM student, who treated him rudely and spat on him when he refused to process a return
Who is Dani Bhashyam?
Ben claims that the price of this good is reflective of the US economy.
What is gas?
Ben loves to use this “tell-all” game to ragebait multiple people in one night.
What is Paranoia?
This interleukin is responsible for activating eosinophils, which is Ben’s favorite cell (not really).
What is IL-5?
Ben’s nickname for his brother, Jonathan, is from this anime series.
What is Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure?
Ben claims to have three sisters, two of which are in our class. Name all three.
Who are Eunice, Angelina, and Elizabeth (his real sister)?
Ben doesn’t trust this car rental service after one minor incident.
What is Turo?
Ben loves to make this sign get people to look, a test that's also used to test the anterior interosseous nerve.
What is the OK sign?
In bacterial endocarditis, this phenomenon helps predict where vegetations land on the valve, just like how Ben’s basketball shots always swish in.
What is the Venturi Effect?
This science fiction horror film is Ben’s favorite movie.
What is 10 Cloverfield Lane?