My Early Life
Presidency
Funky Factual Info
My very tragic, super dramatic public death
My Merch
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Was I a poor sad child whose mom passed away?
Yep, and I hated my step mother
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What war started while I was President?
The Civil war, and it lasted until 1863
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Did I promote slavery?
NO! And you shouldn't either, pig!
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What no good scum dared to kill me?
John Wilkes Booth...brat 😒
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What coin was my beautiful face imprinted on?
Hint: It's making was recently abolished, which by the way is incredibly rude.
The penny
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What position was I before president?
Senate. I was a senator twice. The second time I ran against Stephen Douglas in a heated debate. It was then that I gave my famous "House Divided" speech. I lost. But I was president and he wasn't so.. #winning😝
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What proclamation did I write that helped solve the Civil War?
The Emancipation Proclamation. It declared all slaves free "henceforth" which is a big word I used back then before I become cool and ghostly. 👻
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Did I get to rest in peace after I was buried?
No! My coffin was moved 17 times by a bunch of "wanna be haunted" bozos that will face my wrath. Ironically, I was buried in Springfield, Illinois. Get it? 🤣
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What was playing in the theater that I was tragically murdered in?
Our American Cousin by Tom Taylor, but Gossip Girl would've been nice. 💅🙄
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Did I have a whole Memorial dedicated to my awesomeness?
Yep! The Lincoln Memorial in Washington D.C.. It's 30ft tall and absolutely stunning, like me.
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How did I get my sick fashion sense?
As a teenager I grew this sick pilgrim style beard. It became like my whole personality, everyone knows my awesome beard. Instant aura.
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My super awesome nickname?
Honest Abe. I was so super great and loyal that I became famously loved and well known. I'm pretty much the Kim Kardashian of presidents.
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How awesome was I?
So awesome that I passed the Pacific Railroads Act that authorized the first transcontinental railroad. 🫰💁
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Will I make John WIlkes Booth rue the day he ever dared to murder me?
YES! I will seek my revenge and haunt him forever with my ghostly presence! ☠👻
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Am I cool enough to be a mountain?
Oh yeah! My whole gorgeous face in carved into Mount Rushmore