Frequent Sayings
What does he say when we're lined up in the hallway?
Doctor Pepper Zero
What does he drink in class?
What is something he finds annoying and intellectually degrading?
What is "brain rot"?
Knock Knock
What is "go away"?
Snorkle Whacker
What is "anything you want it to be"?
"Can I sit with so and so in class?"
What is "if you feel like you need to" (what he says to you)
Star Wars or Star Trek?
What is "neither" (unless it is Original Trilogy or Original Series)
Spreading germs
What are students putting fingers in their mouths, sharing water bottles, sharing snacks, and sharing a "high five"
Santa Claus is not at the North Pole
What is "you've been lied to your whole life?" (he's actually at the South Pole)
Square root of 9
What is "3"?
"Can you help me find number 10?"
What is "It is between number 9 and 11" (what does he reply with)
Silver and or black
What are his favorite colors?
"I didn't do anything!"
What is "gas lighting"? (yes, that's what you're doing)
"Our parents let us play with guns, knives, and fireworks. Do you know what happened to the dumb kids?"
What is "they didn't make it"?
Safe (breathable) combination of oxygen
O2 (two oxygen bound together)
"What is your middle name?"
What does he say when you burp (or fart) in class?
Football
What is the only sport he's ever really cared about?
The pledge of allegiance
What is not standing for (and participating in) the pledge of allegiance? Every day.
Made you look
Yep
Author of the Middle Earth books
Who is (was) J.R.R. Tolkien?
"Yeeeeessssssss?"
What does he say when you call his name in class?
Enya
Who (what) is his favorite musical artist / group?
Arguing about everything or anything he says or does
What is "rage baiting"? (and then thinking it is funny to do it)
The Father of Dad Jokes
What is the response he gave when a student told him he was so very good at making "dad jokes"?
(I am now the "Father of Dad Jokes")
Fanta
What soda brand was started by the Third Reich?