Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
What is SpongeBob SquarePants?
The passengers in this skit say "we gon' be eatin' like Diane Keaton."
What is Prepared for Terries by Key and Peele?
You're not allowed to call someone this, because Luke's a crybaby.
What is a monkey?
What is azetabane?
The Allevato kids developed this animal-based card game as an alternative to the Pokemon card game.
What is Animalia?
This frequently re-watched 1954 classic musical set in Oregon territory, features one woman and seven slummocky backwoodsmen.
What is Seven Brides for Seven Brothers?
The priest in this movie asks "Do you not realize that I've had diarrhea since Easters?"
What is Nacho Libre?
You're not allowed to start this game after 4pm, because it's multiplayer so you can't stop for dinner.
What is League of Legends?
It's a derogatory term for a person who is mean, derived from the word sucker.
What is a choog or a shucknoid?
Use this hand game similar to rock, paper, scissors, to kill time at Costco or anywhere else.
What is Indiana Jones?
These two sitcoms have famous Thanksgiving specials that Mom and Dad watch every year (name at least one).
What are Everybody Loves Raymond and King of Queens?
The tiny villain in this animated show says "Your kid smells like boogers ya old hag!"
What is SpongeBob SquarePants?
You're still not allowed to touch these, because you'll smudge them.
What are the walls?
What people yell when you go to the bathroom right before dinner.
What is Fausto?
Peter coerces everyone to play this fungal card game that he invented.
What is Musherling Rush?
This comedy police-procedural features James Roday, Dule Hill, Maggie Lawson, Timothy Omundson, and Corbin Bernson.
What is Psych?
The main character in this movie exclaims "10,000? We could almost buy our own ship for that!"
What is Star Wars: A New Hope?
You aren't allowed to do this after 8pm, because it is too loud and you'll crunch it "in Dad's ear."
What is get ice?
It's the phrase you say when you abruptly step out to use the restroom.
What is I go bafroom?
We've used this toy to make games called The Survival Game, Tops, Smuggling, Chopped, Momentum, Ui-Ui-Ui, Swords, and Soccer.
What is Lego?
This comedy actor is beloved for his tongue-twisting lines as Walter Mitty, silly songs as Hubert Hawkins, and physical comedy as Georgi.
Who is Danny Kay?
The Sicillian in this movie exclaims, "Inconceivable!" many times.
What is The Princess Bride?
You're not allowed to do this unless it is 10:15am or 3:30pm, because otherwise it is too close to meal times.
What is get a snack?
The name of each and every woman walking along the street, as seen from a car.
What is Karen Von Draken?
The video game of Darius, Nami, Nautilus, Volibear, Pantheon, and Jinx.
What is League of Legends?