Drinks Moms 2B Should Avoid
In a Rupert Holmes’ song, he responded to an ad in a newspaper asking if you liked this drink.
Pina Colada
Come here my pretty!
The Wizard of Oz
Here ye! Here ye! Read All About It! Cheer Coach Durrett ties the knot to Andy Reese!
April 28, 2016
When you think about it, this interactive nursery rhyme is pretty disgusting. Seriously! You want to play with someone's toes??
This Little Piggy
My loneliness is killin’ me(and I)
I must confess I still believe (still believe)
When I’m not with you, I lose my mind
Hit Me Baby One More Time
Nobody puts Baby in the corner!
Dirty Dancing!
Who dat says that this drink can carry high winds and is sweet made with rum, lemon juice, and passion fruit syrup
Hurricane
Quickly, kiss me you fool to keep Maleficent at bay!
Sleeping Beauty
Alyssa thought she would take a chance on this date and time, and everyone agrees it was a good risk
October 15, 2017
This deathly little rhyme is about the bubonic plague. In the end we all fall down...dead!
Ring Around the Rosie
Yo VIP, let's kick it
Ice, ice baby
Ice, ice baby
Eddie says that after the baby is born, I can quit one of my jobs.
National Lampoon Vacation
Saying her name 3x in a mirror can make her appear, or you can just mix vodka, tomato juice, salt, pepper, tabasco sauce and call it a good morning
Bloody Mary
You should NEVER let your daughter walk alone even to see her grandma!
Little Red Riding Hood
Ahh! No one forgets their first love, but Alyssa quickly realized that her first crush made a better match with bacon, lettuce, and tomato!
Tanner Mayo
The man on Drury Lane is kind of creepy, in fact he was a serial killer!
The Muffin Man
They say were young and we don’t know
We won’t find out until we grow
Well, I don’t know if all that’s true
‘Cause you got me, and baby I got you
Shagadelic, baby!
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
Don your favorite hat and race for this drink
Mint Julep
The moral of this tale? Don’t have too many children unless you have a big house.
There was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe
Alyssa chose to paint all the towns red on this date and time, however it wasn’t that fun, but it was worth it
August
I may be a little short and stout, but I was the Queen’s favorite, no doubt!
I'm a Little Teapot
Pardon the way that I stare there’s nothing else to compare the sight of you makes me weak there are no words left to speak but if you feel like I feel please let me know that it’s real you’re just too good to be true can’t take my eyes off of you.
I love you baby, and if it's quite alright I need you baby, to warm the lonely nights I love you baby,
trust in me when I say oh pretty baby,
don't bring me down, I pray oh pretty baby,
now that I've found you, stay and let me love you,
baby,
let me love you...
Hasta la vista, baby!
The Terminator
This may sound like a safe drink to consume on a scorching, hot summer’s day, but beware…it contains vodka, rum, tequila, and triple sec,
Long Island Iced Tea
Me? A cannibalistic witch was thwarted by a few bread crumbs
Hansel and Gretel
Don’t cut this around Alyssa because she hates it!
Cheese
Who new a cow could fly?
Hey Diddle Diddle
You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips
And there's no tenderness like before in your fingertips
You're trying hard not to show it
But baby, baby I know it
This is not a food baby, alright? I have taken 3 pregnancy tests, and I am forshizz up the spout!
Juno