United Video Friday Night
An angry green onion-man gets evicted by a vertically challenged dictator, so he goes on a violent road trip with an emotionally needy farm animal to rescue a captive bride who is hiding a furry green secret.
Shrek
An aggressively round, lemon-colored domestic primate with a severe hair-and-contour deficiency spends his waking hours leaking radiation at a local power plant, consuming fried dough circles, and expressing loud verbal affirmations while choking his eldest offspring.
Homer Simpson
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The X-Files
A middle-aged Australian woman who firmly believes she is the height of high fashion, despite wearing a permanent curly perm, neon tracksuits, and bum bags
Kath Day-Knight
Six codependent twenty-somethings spend nearly a decade avoiding their actual jobs to drink coffee on the exact same couch every day. Their lives are constantly disrupted by an on-again, off-again romance that culminates in one of them dramatically abandoning an international flight to Paris.
An optimistic old man builds a high-risk petting zoo with extinct giant birds, but a fat computer programmer goes for a soda, turns off the power, and leaves everyone to be hunted by oversized lizards.
Jurassic Park
An anxious, middle-aged waste management consultant balances intense family drama with the stress of running a highly lucrative "social club" in New Jersey.
Tony Soprano
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Forrest Gump
A wine-chugging corporate mom who takes "keeping it in the family" way too literally.
Cersei Lannister
A highly eccentric regional manager accidentally orders ten thousand custom bobbleheads of himself using the company's emergency quarterly budget. To avoid being fired by corporate, he forces his staff to spend the weekend staging an elaborate garage sale in the parking lot to sell the merchandise to confused locals.
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A moody teenager with a terrible sleep schedule gets visited by a creepy man-sized rabbit and has to fix a broken timeline after random airplane garbage falls on his house.
Donnie Darko
An anxious, middle-aged real estate salesman tries desperately to be the "cool dad" by memorizing teenage slang and performing mediocre magic tricks.
Phil Dunphy
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Back To The Future
An overly caffeinated fast-talker who refuses to cook, managed to get pregnant at sixteen just to spite her rich parents, and basically raised herself alongside her own daughter in a quirky Connecticut town filled with weirdos.
Lorelai Gilmore
An awkward, curly-haired teenager in Idaho spends his days practicing sweet martial arts moves, sketching mythical beasts, and trying to help his mustachioed, bike-riding friend win a high school election.
Napoleon Dynamite
An exhausted, highly flexible blue canine corporate-adjacent domestic deity is forced to transform into a high-end restaurant, a dying horse, or a conveyor belt of baked goods on demand while questioning his life choices on a hardwood floor.
Bandit Heeler
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Lost
An anxious, screaming control freak balances a cigarette in one hand while using the other to aggressively shave her husband's back hair at the kitchen table.
Lois (Malcom in the Middle)
A team of corporate espionage experts utilize experimental technology to enter the waking daydreams of a high-profile tech billionaire. They must navigate a rapidly collapsing fantasy world made of the target's childhood memories to steal the password to a revolutionary energy grid.
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