Quotes
"You mean you actually want her to make another batch of them _____?"
What is "Kerosene cucumbers."
Season 2 - "The pickle story."
Barney lectures Gomer that any ordinary citizen can make a citizen’s arrest, then gets into the squad car and makes the same illegal U-turn. What happens next?
What is Gomer chases after Barney shouting “Citizen’s arrest!” and arrests him for the U-turn.
Season 4 — “Citizen’s Arrest”
Andy and Barney secretly replace Aunt Bee’s terrible homemade creation with a store-bought version—only for Bee to announce she’s entering hers in the county fair.
“The Pickle Story”
This huge farmer comes to Mayberry looking for a wife, literally picks women up to check their weight, and ultimately chooses Thelma Lou before deciding to return to Big Bertha.
Answer: Who is Big Jeff Pruitt?
Episode: Season 2, “The Farmer Takes a Wife”
“Citizen’s arrest! Citizen’s arrest!”
Who is Gomer Pyle?
Well, where there's smoke, there's ______!
What is firewater
Season 3 - Aunt bee's medicine man
Andy goes alone into the woods where Opie claims to have met Mr. McBeevee. Andy says “Mr. McBeevee” to himself. What happens next?
A voice answers “Hello?” from above; Mr. McBeevee climbs down from the tree and Andy finally meets him.
Season 3 — “Mr. McBeevee”
A visiting preacher urges Mayberry to slow down, the townspeople instead work themselves into exhaustion preparing for an event.
“The Sermon for Today”
After seeing a sign advertising Mayberry as “A Friendly Town,” this newcomer sets up a manicure station in Floyd’s barbershop and works on commission.
Who is Ellen Brown?
After a fly lands on Aunt Bee’s pickles: “Shoo, fly! He’s dead!”
Who is Barney Fife?
“See, you’ve got a uvula, they’ve got a uvula, I got a uvula. ______.”
“All God’s children got a uvula!”
Episode: Season 2, “Barney and the Choir”
Otis returns to the courthouse and discovers Jimmy the goat occupying his jail cell. What does Otis do next?
He drags Jimmy out of the cell, declaring that it’s his cell and he doesn’t share it with anybody.
Season 3 — “The Loaded Goat”
Barney uncovers a 19-year-old assault case and insists on reopening the investigation.
“The Case of the Punch in the Nose”
Thelma Lou refuses to attend the Chamber of Commerce dance unless Barney finds a date for this visiting cousin of hers; Gomer ultimately gets the assignment.
Who is Mary Grace Gossage?
While watching Colonel Harvey begin his sales pitch: “Ah, heck. It’s just another commercial.”
Who is Opie?
Three hundred easy clams from the _______!
Season 3 Barney's first car
Andy and Helen find another way out of the collapsed cave and discover Barney has organized a huge rescue effort. What do they do next?
They secretly go back into the cave so Barney’s rescue party can “save” them and Barney won’t be humiliated.
Season 4 — “Barney and the Cave Rescue”
Barney discovers a briefcase and later flaunts in an attempt to draw out the robber.
“If I Had a Quarter Million Dollars”
Aunt Bee’s old beau returns, annoys Andy with practical jokes, and eventually hints that $400 from Andy might persuade him not to marry Bee.
Who is Roger Hanover?
After being asked what she thinks of her date, this character begins: “Tall, dark, and…” prompting Helen and Thelma Lou to answer “Door prize!”
Who is Mary Grace Gossage?
Barbarians! Worshipers of ______!
What is Mammon!
Season 4 - Black day for mayberry
Andy and Barney fall asleep in the back seat of Barney’s broken-down car while waiting for Gomer’s tow truck. They wake up and realize the tow truck pulling them isn’t Gomer’s. What do they do next?
They stay hidden in the car and let the tow truck take them to Myrt Lesh’s chop shop, exposing the operation.
Season 3 — “Barney’s First Car”
A powerful newspaper publisher sends a woman to Mayberry posing as a student.
“Andy on Trial”
This unlucky traveling salesman sells townspeople a defective watch, transistor radio, and shedding fox fur before Andy tries to rebuild his confidence. He eventually announces that he isn’t “inept”—he’s “ept.”
Who is Newton Monroe?
“Most marvelous day that was ever invented.”
Who is David Browne? (He’s talking about “tomorrow.”)