Jokes and Riddles
How do you make a witch itch?
Take away her W
Gimme a break
Kit Kat bar
what country does Halloween come from?
Ireland
I have three pumpkins and you take away two of them. How many pumpkins do you have?
Two, because you took away two of them.
Why doesn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts
What room does a ghost not need?
a living room
Taste the rainbow
Skittles
If a rooster lays an egg on the top of a haunted house, which way will it roll?
It won't. Roosters don't lay eggs.
What monster is picture on the flag in Sicily?
Medusa
What is a group of witches called
Coven
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you are a mouse
What popular candy bar was named after a favorite horse owned by the Mars family
Snickers
Owls were thought to be _____ in the medieval time?
Witch
I have a tail and four feet, but no arms or legs. What am I?
A fork
Do zombies eat donuts with their fingers?
No they like to eat their fingers separately
How did the scarecrow get promoted so quickly?
He was outstanding in the field.
Which candy promises "two for me, none for you" in its classic ads?
Twix
On average how many seeds does a pumpkin hold?
500
Imagine there’s a monster under your bed and he’s coming to eat you. What do you do?
Quit imagining.
Why don't zombies like pirates?
They're too salty.
Where do vampires invest their money?
Crypt-o currency
What was candy corn originally called when it was first manufactured?
"Chicken Feed." The box even featured a rooster mascot.
A vampire walks in the rain without a coat, hat or umbrella, yet his hair doesn't get wet. Why?
He's bald.
What do witches study in school?
Spelling
What was the name of the cat featured in the Halloween movie Hocus Pocus
Binx