Bad Math Jokes
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100
Did you hear about the race between 19 and 20?
21
100
Why did 0 and 2 break up?
Because some 1 came between them.
200
What did 0 say to 8?
I like your belt
200
Are monsters good at math?
Only if you Count Dracula
300
Did you know 10 + 10 is the same as 11 + 11?
10 + 10 is 20.
11 + 11 is 22
300
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you want to count to 10 with me?
400
Why don't they make yard sticks nowadays.
Because they can't make them any longer.
400
Why did the 2 fours not want any dinner?
They already 8
500
Why did 0 lose a fight against number 1, 3, 5, and 7.
The odds were against him.
500
How do you make seven an even number?
Just cross off the S
