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A love triangle between an eighteen year old girl, a hundred year old guy, and a dog.
The Twilight Saga
A guy learns to love a girl without her Instagram filters.
Shrek
Adopted kid's older brother won't let him hold the hammer.
Thor
Two idiots fight over another man's wife at a ski resort.
Dumb and Dumber
Girl finds out happily ever after is achievable by getting a haircut.
Tangled
A series of naps.
Inception
After losing his father young boy join hippie group and they convince him to murder his uncle.
Lion King
A young socialite causes millions in property damage.
Frozen
Semi-psychotic child spends hours torturing 2 grown men
Home Alone
Four guys are late to a wedding
The Hangover
Jason Bourne is abandoned on a strange planet and becomes a farmer who listens to disco music.
The Martian
Group of Hikers with self-esteem issues gets tricked by con man
The Wizard of Oz
A small town doctor brings 3 people closer together
The human centipede
A preteen girl has a bunch of mood swings
Inside out
Green man robs houses to show how corrupt their capitalist society is
The grinch
Scientists repeatedly grow very bitey chickens that refuse to stay in their coop.
Jurassic Park
Crazy old man recruits a lonely farm kid with some mumbo Jumbo to destroy government property
Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
A man, pretending to be a cowboy, crashes a Christmas party.
Die Hard
Goodbye Earl meets Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
Practical Magic
Kid's conspiracy theory turns out to be true.
Chicken Little
Escaped convicts form a boy band.
Oh Brother Where Art Thou
Two orphans fight in the rain
Batman vs Superman: Dawn of Justice
Elusive narcissistic guy who won't answer or pay attention unless you say his name several times
Candyman
If you ain't first, let's go get kicked out of an Applebee's
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Man wanders aimlessly in a frozen wasteland, searching for an Oscar nomination.
The Revenant