Spit Sisters
Who is Rob Lemone?
This cheater just sucks.
Who is CJ?
A Koran reader and a lanky auto-tuned boi walk into a yoga studio.
Who are Cannon and Grace?
Scene of the Crime: Wonder
She had the right to remain silent. Shhhh.
Who are Sanborn and Bridget?
"I'm literally so sober"
Who is Sarah Fay?
Star Wars: This boy almost caused a battle and loves the stars.
Who is Geno Callahan?
This immigrant got dumped via FaceTime.
Who is Fermin?
She still plays with dolls and he is a freak.
Who are Aidan and Judge?
Scene of the Crime: South Basement Christmas Party
Crime: Two Philly jawns charged with creeping everyone out.
Who are Kait and McT?
“We just have to change our shirts and let’s have the time of our lives."
Who is Katie Sullivan?
This boy took the fall for the 701 write up.
Who is Cannon?
This aspiring actor never made a debut at CLXF.
Who is Hunter Chapman?
Unsure if this couple is defying racial stereotypes or wants to have a threesome with your brother.
Who are Ian and Jade?
Scene of the crime: 32 Gerald Basement
Crime: Statutory rape
Who are Lauren and Chet?
"I threw up the Eucharist."
Who is Monica Lawrence?
This boy is the CEO of Fried Eggs.
Who is Tanner Kellan?
This fat, recovering alcoholic studied underwater exploration.
Will religion trump love for these "virigns"?
Who are Morgan and Jack Hock?
Scene of the crime: Wonder
Crime: Vampire Bite
Who are Emily and Papa John?
“I just threw up a little but I’m ready to take shots.”
Not baked lays but baked ______.
Who is Lucas Saliba?
This nude addict was looking to bust a nut by bending his significant other over the window tables in O'Neill.
Who is Matt Veale?
1 and a half of this couple went abroad junior spring.
Who are Eric and Bethan?
Scene of the crime: Wonder
Crime: 7th floor incest
Who are Claire and Aidan Hegarty?
“There was a point last night when I seriously wanted to transport myself”