Mars
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
A Towel
How can a man go 8 days without sleep?
He sleeps at night
What belongs to you but other people use it more than you?
What has a thumb and four fingers but is not alive?
A glove
Lives in winter, dies in summer, and grows with its roots upward. What is it?
An Icicle
A girl is sitting in a house at night that has no lights on at all. There is no lamp, no candle, nothing. Yet she is reading. How?
The person is blind and reading in Braille
I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle
Timmy’s mother had three children. The first was named April, the next was named May. What was the name of the third child?
Timmy!
How many months have 28 days?
All 12 months
What has no beginning, end, or middle?
A doughnut
A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays for three days, then leaves on Friday. How did he do it?
His horse's name was Friday
You can drop me from the tallest building and I'll be fine, but if you drop me in water I die. What am I?
Paper
How long is the answer to this question.
How long
What building has the most stories?
A library
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A Palm
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom
Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?
Neither they both weigh a pound
What’s full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
A window
What has a head and a tail, but no body?
A coin