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Awkward Bible Moments
100

In this place, 3 disciples fell asleep while Jesus was praying.

What is the Garden of Gethsemane?

100

This text message would have come from a Roman governor's wife: "Babe, don't do anything to that innocent man Jesus. I just had a terrible nightmare about him 😰❗️"

Who is Pilate's Wife?

100

This giant, multi-deck wooden vessel had exactly one side door, which God personally shut and sealed from the outside before the rain started.

What is Noah's Ark

100

After waking up the morning after his wedding, this patriarch realized he had accidentally married Leah instead of her sister Rachel.

Who is Jacob?

200

God cast a deep sleep over Adam to remove this specific body part in order to fashion the first woman, Eve.

What is a rib?

200

This urgent message would have been sent to Jesus by two frantic sisters: "Lord, the one you love is super sick. Please get to Bethany ASAP 🏥💔"

Who are Mary and Martha?

200

In the book of Revelation, Jesus states, "Behold, I stand at the door and knock," promising to come in and eat with anyone who does this action.

What is open the door?

200

This prophet suffered the ultimate public embarrassment when his own donkey stopped walking, crushed his foot against a wall, and then verbally yelled at him.

Who is Balaam?

300

This high priest's young assistant was sleeping in the tabernacle when God called his name three times, which he initially mistook for his master's voice.

Who was Samuel?

300

This chilling military dispatch sent from King David to Joab read: "Put this guy on the front lines where the fighting is fiercest, then pull back so he gets killed 🤫🎯"

Who is Uriah?

300

Four determined friends bypassed the locked front door entirely by lowering a paralyzed man through a hole they dug in this specific part of a house.

What is the roof

300

This highly arrogant royal official had to personally lead his mortal enemy, Mordecai, through the city streets on a royal horse while shouting praises about him.

Who is Haman?

400

Elijah fell asleep under the shade of this specific desert plant while praying to die after running away from Queen Jezebel.

What is a Juniper Tree?

400

This bold, text-based ultimatum would have been issued to a Babylonian king: "Bro, we aren't bowing to your giant gold statue. Even if our God doesn't save us from the furnace, we still aren't doing it 🪵🔥"

Who are Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego?

400

During the very first Passover, Israelite families had to smear the blood of a lamb on the top and sides of this specific wooden architectural frame.

What is the doorpost?

400

Aaron had to explain away a massive golden idol to Moses by using this hilariously bad excuse: "They gave me the gold, I threw it into the fire, and out walked this... 

What is a Golden Calf?

500

This young man fell asleep during a long sermon by Paul, fell out of a third-story window to his death, and was miraculously raised back to life.

Who is Eutychus?


500

This protective text message would have been sent by a daughter to her father: "Please don't execute my husband David. He literally risked his life killing the Philistines for you, and he hasn't done anything wrong 🛑🎤"

Who is Michal

500

This is the specific name of the gate where Peter and John encountered a lame beggar and told him, "Silver and gold I do not have, but what I do have I give you."

What is the Temple Gate Named Beautiful?

500

This disciple had to endure the ultimate awkward reunion when he insisted he wouldn't believe Jesus rose from the dead unless he touched His wounds—only for Jesus to suddenly appear right behind him.

Who is Thomas?

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