"Jesus is the spirit-brother of Lucifer."
Who is a Mormon
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
What is The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
Saul
"You must be born again."
Who is Nicodemus (John 3:1-21)
"Eli fell backward from his seat beside the gate. He broke his neck and died, for he was old and overweight."
What is 1 Samuel (4:18)
"John 1:1 says 'and the Word was a god, not 'and the Word was God.'"
Who is a Jehovah's Witness
Thinly veiled allegory; feline main character. The book was not a favorite of Tolkien's (he was wrong).
What is The Chronicles of Narnia (2005)
Jacob
Who is Israel
"...you tithe mint and dill and cumin, and have neglected the weightier matters of the law..."
Who are The Pharisees (Matthew 23:23)
"Now a certain young man followed Him, having a linen cloth thrown around his naked body. And the young men laid hold of him, and he left the linen cloth and fled from them naked."
What is Mark (14:51-52)
"The Father, Son, and Holy Spirit all are God in different forms."
Who is a Modalist (Sabellianism)
An R-rated Christian film - and some subtitles would have been appreciated, Mr. Gibson.
What is The Passion of the Christ (2004)
Cephas
"You are right in saying, ‘I have no husband’ for you have had five husbands, and the one you now have is not your husband."
Who is The Woman at the Well (John 4:18)
"A party gives laughter, wine gives happiness, and money gives everything!"
What is Ecclesiastes (10:19)
"Jesus already existed, God just really liked him and decided to call him his son."
Who is an Adoptionist
Kendrick Bros' football drama. "We number six baby, we number six!"
What is Facing the Giants (2006)
Shadrach, Meshach, Abed-Nego
Who are Hananiah, Mishael, Azariah
"Get thee behind Me, Satan!" (hint: it wasn't Satan)
Who is Peter (Matthew 16:23; Mark 8:33)
"My breath is offensive to my wife..."
What is Job (19:17)
"Jesus was 'begotten', which means he was created by the Father."
Who is an Arianist
Starring Charlton Heston and Yul Brynner, this movie was the most expensive ever made at that time.
What is The Ten Commandments (1956)
Esther
Who is Hadassah (Esther 2:7)
“It is not right to take the children's bread and throw it to the dogs.”
Who is the Syrrophoencian woman (Matthew 15:21-28; Mark 7:24-29). "Greek", "Caananite", "Gentile" are also accepted.
"Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him, 'Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!'"
What is 2 Kings (2:23)