Math riddles
What weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?
They are the same
What is the name of the cowboy in Toy Story?
Woody
What tries to lighten things up, but not too much?
Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?
It had no body to dance with
What is the meaning of Hakuna Matata?
"no worries"
I am a number. Turn me on my side and I am everything. Cut me in half and I am nothing.
the number 8
What is the closest planet to the sun?
Mercury
What has many keys but can't open a single lock?
a piano
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You're toast
Who told Moana to return the heart?
When Pam was 8, her sister was half her age. Now Pam is 14. How old is her sister?
10
What is the largest ocean in the world?
the Pacific Ocean
Where does today come before yesterday?
The dictionary
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless
What is the name of Ariel's underwater kingdom in The Little Mermaid?
Atlantica
At what point to parallel lines meet?
Which sea creature has three hearts?
The octopus
Sam's parents has three kids: huey, duey and _____?
Sam
What do you call an angry carrot?
a steamed veggie
Are Elsa and Anna official Disney princesses?
No
How many times can you take 10 away from 100?
Once
How many chambers does the human heart have?
Four
A cowboy rode into town on Monday, stayed two days, and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse was named Monday
Who is Bruce Lee's vegan brother?
Brocc Lee
What is the name of the 2nd Aladdin film in the trilogy?
The Return of Jafar